super famous fun time guys – captain cocaine lyrics
[intro: 8 legz]
super dudes crooning the tunes
right to your doorstep
yo, this song is about coke, man
check it out, man. won’t be let down
[chorus: whipstick, 8 legz]
whoa+o+o+o+o+oh, said i wanna do cocaine
jesus f+cking christ, man, it’s like nails on a chalkboard
are you f+cking kidding me right now?
like a whole lotta cocaine
i get that, but you need to like calm the f+ck down a little bit, man
tim allen smuggled cocaine
i don’t f+ckin’+ well, no, i kinda believe that, but
alright, man, whatever
b+tch, i wanna do coke
[verse 1: whipstick]
you’ll call me johnny tsunami the way i’m hittin’ the powder
you cut that sh+t so thick that it’s mistaken for chowder
book a trip to ecuador, the product on the message board
won’t play your stupid games and i’ma smack you with a chеckerboard
wreckin’ my face and put my d+ck in hеr taste buds
remember the b+tch from last night? yeah, same one
left her f+ckin’ face numb, up in the waysub
i’m pumpin’ her, dumpin’ i left her something covered insane cum
it’s a weekend at bernie’s, except the weekend at your house
doing the rick james and kick my feet up at your couch
beat up in your spouse, the t++th outta your mouth
fleein’ the scene to catch my fix and then meanwhile
one time for the mic, two times for the life
three times i’ma bust a nut on yo wife
three pump chump tryna catch it up right here
gonna leave my nose f+cked for the buzz lightyear
[chorus: whipstick, 8 legz]
whoa
god d+mn it, dude, f+ck!
said i wanna do cocaine
yo, how much f+ckin’ cringe can you fit into a f+ckin’ song, guy
like a whole lotta cocaine
that’s not a unit of measurement, man
you need to give me something better than that
tim allen smuggled cocaine
don’t you dare talk about home improvement like that, dog
b+tch, i wanna do coke
[bridge: 8 legz, whipstick]
take a p+ss on fries frame, i’m goin’+
well, what the f+ck? is this my verse?
yo, like, legz, i said i wanted you to write the bridge
i got two verses and a hook
oh, so all of a sudden, mr “don’t tell me to go solo” has a solo song
if you’re listening, skip this track
man, that’s real f+cked up. all i needed was a godd+mn bridge from you
shut the f+ck up
like a drawbridge
and?
you can draw then make a drawbridge
f+ck that, dude
like, to the next hook
you can draw unemployment after i break your f+ckin’ leg
[chorus: whipstick, 8 legz]
whoa
oh my god
i wanna do cocaine
is there even a f+ckin’ point in like trying to f+ckin’ tell you not to do that?
a whole lotta cocaine
i get that, man. that’s what’s up. i’m proud of you dude. way to go
tim allen smuggled cocaine
yo, and he was in santa clause
they needed that sh+t as background
b+tch, i wanna do coke
[verse 2: 8 legz]
take a p+ss on fries frame, i’m goin’ on a bender
stay lit like headlights if they had a temper (yeah)
count white on the brain, hannibal saltin’ his dinner
in time to make my nose nice i’ll f+ckin’ grind in the winter (b+tch)
plug is dependable, yo, i found her on tinder
and nothing is criminal but f+ckin’ around with the winter
if she don’t give me head, she’ll get to find out my trigger
and exit life the same way as the mother of edmund kemper
(d+mn) head spinnin’ like your pet goldfish
right after you got him in the bottom of the downstairs toilet
(more b+tch) i can still feel my gums
better give me what i want, this is mandatory fun
now gimme your license, i’m flippin’ this go+cart
nose hairs lookin’ like that f+ckin’ wig on mozart
wanna feel like this? i got you, i never bogart
steady shootin’ out coke+covered blow darts like yo
[outro: whipstick, 8 legz]
whoa, said i wanna do coke
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do coke
are you for f+ckin’ real right now?
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do coke
is this the outro? this is the outro?
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do coke
you wanna argue with me over a f+cking verse
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do coke
but this is it
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do coke
what do you wanna do?
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do coke
you’re full of sh+t. get the f+ck outta here, dude
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do coke
you don’t even do coke, man
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do coke
you just sit on the f+cking couch
i said i wanna do cocaine, yeah i wanna do coke
little adhd+ass motherf+cker
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do coke
why don’t you get some adderall
i said i wanna do cocaine, yeah i wanna do coke
jesus f+ckin’ christ
i said i wanna do cocaine, i said i wanna do cocaine
shut the f+ck up, dude!
i said i wanna do cocaine, yeah i wanna do cocaine
f+ck, man! call somebody
yeah, i wanna do cocaine
do somethin’ other than keep saying it! f+ck! sh+t!
i’m bringin’ it back rogaine
co+o+o+o+ f+ck! now you have me doin’ it!
son of a b+tch! sh+t
i said i wanna do cocaine
god d+mn it, man, me too, but what the f+ck do you have any?
like a whole lotta cocaine
that doesn’t tell me if you actually have any
you keep saying that sh+t
tim allen smuggled cocaine
google actually fact+checked that sh+t
that’s true, so sorry
b+tch i wanna do coke
stupid+ass f+ckin’+
f+ck your mother
really? one last jab, huh? f+ck outta here
and your dad
shut up, dude, just let it fade out
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