switchee – tiny mexican rapper lyrics
last night, my mom, she said, “yo richee
it’s time to get out of bed and not be b+tchy
cuz you barely got a hundred to your name
come on richee, how are you going to get paid?”
mommy, please! get off your knees and quit prayin’
that i’ll get a job just cuz you be sprayin’
i got rhymes that need to be spent
i’ll figure out a way to turn them into payment
you’ll see my cd, it’ll be so nice
silly fans! d+cks are for tricks and dyk+s
and h+ll, i would know: in san francisco
always bumping into girl+on+girl hoes
i like cheerios but not as much as i like
d+cks in the ass
with i diploma i passed
shouldn’t i be in a college class?
right about now i’ll have a cow
cuz i can’t seem to come up with any more vowels
and consonants i can put together
like edgar allan poe and stormy weather
oh sh+t! did i just drop how “smart” i am?
let me drop some more sh+t in this can
[“beatboxing”]
i was never foo+fighting like taylor hawkins
always a little more richard dawkins
my d+ck is red like joseph stalin’s
i admit it: i’ve never watched mary poppins
aw, it’s alright. i know how it ends!
something about dancing with umbrellas and penguins
but if you want to watch it over at my house
you b+tches be ready to take off your blouse
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