tealstone barksdale - dissing my friends pt 1&2 (distrack) lyrics
this is the story about the time
my friends dared me to roast them all online
didn’t think i’d give the challenge a go
but here i am already on a role
let’s start with haley ms.long legs
always over dramatic looking for satisfaction
always bragging about her grades
but her personality’s not that great
then there’s mckensey
mckensey biggie
she’s so pure like the 3 little piggy’s
always so happy smiles a lot
but can she tone it down
no i’m pressing my luck
next there’s maddie
little maddie
very superior
very grown
acting so much older than her age
hey she’s gonna die if she gets a raise
then we have liberty
liberty liberty
too g-y to function
but i guess that’s just her junction
can she ever shut the h-ll up
on how she’s just a big mess up
oh hey look the last is kourtney
she can be a little corky
and she’s also very desparate
i don’t think she’s taken the message
all of them listen to bts
stuff so annoying
can’t get it out of my head
wish it could just s.t.o.p
but i guess it ain’t going to be
i think that’s it
the song is done
sure it’s popping just like a gun
if you did enjoy please leave a like
now it’s time for me
to drop that mic
wait, there’s part 2?
remeber the time i made a distrack
on five of my friends
i know it’s pretty wack
but i left out two
and they wanted me to do
so here i am hitting y’all with part two
when i left off i was on kourtney
and i said she can be a little corky
and now we have jaleah who’s next
ha really who’d you expect
jaleah jaleah one of my amigas
always leaves me on read
like ya cya
always try to talk but never get the chance
she’s always with her musty boyfriend
ok now the last is jocelyn
she’s the bad-ss with a really bad past
always so moody never really sleeps
i think it’s time for her to start counting some sheep
both are amazing
always so daring
but sometimes they can be a little lazy
ok that’s it
i got all seven
in two parts
i really wasn’t messing
ok now the distracks are done
i’m signing off
in 3, 2, 1
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