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teamheadkick – my girl hates me (i play cod) lyrics

[verse 1]
the day’s done, now it’s time to game
i’m gonna get so drunk, i forget my name
load up the xbox, cause it’s time to play
when it comes to call of duty i dominate
got my team lined up and we’re ready to go
that last headshot made me feel so pro
now i just can’t stop cause i’m on a roll
i got a hundred million billion trillion k!lls in a row
when she walked into the room she had that look in her eye
i couldn’t ignore her, no matter how hard i tried
the dishes all stacked, i forgot to take a shower
napkins everywhеre, i’d been grubbin’ for an hour
i hadn’t made the bеd, i hadn’t walked the dogs
while i was pwning noobs, she was getting p+ssed off

[chorus]
my girl hates me, cause i play cod
she always wants my attention, and all i want is to prestige
she says i need an intervention, and if i don’t she’s gonna leave
my girl hates me, cause i play cod

[verse 2]
she’s mad, now she’s raising her voice
but i can’t hear her screaming over all of the noise
in my headphone’s yelling are all of my boys
she looked right into my eyes and said: “i’ll give you a choice
you can turn this game off, right here, right now
or you’ll never get laid again in this house”
she put her hands on the screen, leaned back and blew me a kiss
so i told her to move, because i couldn’t see sh+t
now she’s so d+mn mad, that she looks like a troll
i keep the uav running to track where she goes
she’s always blockin’ the screen while she calls me a jerk
i swerve my head to the left, steady be puttin’ in work
drop shots, no scopes, face down in the dirt
instead of trying to get p+ssy, i’m trying to get perks
[chorus]
my girl hates me, cause i play cod
she always wants my attention, and all i want is to prestige
she says i need an intervention, and if i don’t she’s gonna leave
my girl hates me, cause i play cod

[verse 3]
jump in the lobby, another a beer and i’m ready to go
but after twenty more beers and the shotty, i started to get out of control
everytime that i’m gaming, she likes to mess with me
i can’t even explain it, it’s female insanity
hey baby, hold on for a minute
because we’re holding the lead, how bout you wait till we’re finished?
if it matters that much, why don’t you do the dishes
instead of getting pedicures with all of your b+tches
i don’t watch football, so quit complaining
instead of quoting stats, i’m headshot gaming
stop acting so mad, i already got a mom
you better learn to be nice, if you want louis vatton
i don’t give a rats ass that you’re threatening me
i’m straight running this game, you don’t like it then leave
i’ll admit my relationship has taken some damage
“now get into the kitchen, f+ckin’ make me a sammich”

- teamheadkick lyrics

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