ted chippington – pull up lyrics
well i’m a simple bloke
the things i like
are few and far between
you see i love my wife
and i love my kids
and on the truck i’m equally as keen
and no i don’t talk dirty on the cb
i don’t chat up waitresses in cafes
pull up
have a bit of a rest and a few cups of coffee
the other day i was driving home
i pulled into the yard to unload
i thought to myself
“it’s getting a bit nippy
better put my coat on so i don’t catch a cold”
now then
i like a drop of beer but there’s some advice for you
don’t drink and drive
pull up
have a few pints but stay in the cab for the night
the other day i was driving homе
a strange thought crossed my mind
well, you know
what if i gеt home to find
the wife and kids have died
well, i laughed a bit
“as if this could ever happen to me, eh?”
came through the back
there was no lights on
was disappointed my tea wasn’t ready, i can tell you
anyways, a knock at the front door it was my mate
“bad news i’m afraid ted
your dog’s dead”
i said “oh dear”
he said “ah, that’s what i said”
he said “the sad thing is though
he was knocked over by a drunken truck driver i’m afraid ted”
i said “oh dear”
he said “ah, that’s what i said”
he said “the sad thing is though ted
he was being took for a walk by your wife and kids at the time i’m afraid, ted”
i said “oh dear, it’s not my day, fresh outta luck”
well, at least i’ve still got the truck
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