television personalities – ex-girlfriend club lyrics
hi
welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
have you met allison, emily, christine, daniella
you said you give me a-attack
i got no style
i’m strictly words
me got no style
welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
help yourself to the salad bar
i’m in a corner how am i gonna do it
don’t know what else i can do
rub a dub rub a dub dub
welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
have you met deirdre, dorothy, esmorada
i said you give me a-attack
you wonder why i act like a fool
because you treat me like one
you’re not home
oh i see how it is
oh each one to one
why don’t you say it to my face
my face turns pale when i get your emails
you know where i live!
you know where i live!
oh it’s me with my tail between my legs?
sorry!
so you give me a- attack
me got no style
i’m strictly words
oh then stop w-nking
hi, welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
how many ways could i express my love for you?
i should’ve given her a good slap!
welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
running around town with my head held down
no feelings in my hands
you’re a bit too young to understand
don’t be fooled by looks!
i’m still daddy from the block
what time is it?
now i can’t love
we can still remember can’t we
i got an email today from puff daddy
he likes how i sing
maybe i should get a tattoo some bling bling!
so you give me a- attack
rub a dub rub a dub dub
welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
welcome to my ex-girlfriend club
all aboard
have a nice day, i’m gradually turning g-y
welcome to my ex-girlfriend club…
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