tha god fahim – 1-800 skit lyrics
[skit: sample & tha god fahim]
we interrupt our program to bring you this important message
(aha) hey folks, i’m tha god fahim
and if you were hurt in a car accident, work accident
or you just bust your ass in a accident, i’m the one you should call
you might be able to get paid (one phone call, that’s all)
so, for my services, call 1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker
it’s always a motherf+cker to be sued, that’s right
yeah! god fahim! that’s my motherf+ckin’ boy! (that’s right)
that n+gga got me paid than a motherf+cker
(1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker! 1+800)
sh+t, i ain’t even break a finger, y’nam’sayn?
(1+800, 1+800)
just a little minor fracture, broke a little piеce of my fingernail
(1+800+sue+a+mothеrf+cker)
n+gga, i got $150,000! god d+mn, man, i love you, man
(1+800, 1+800)
that’s my motherf+ckin’ boy
yeah, tha god fahim, that’s my bro, man
(1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker)
like, i totally tripped over a skate—a surfboard, at the beach, man
(1+800, 1+800, 1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker)
and i literally got sixty racks for it, man, sixty grand
(1+800, 1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker)
yeah, i’m gonna buy me an expensive b+tch
salute to tha god fahim for his awesomeness
(1+800, 1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker)
so if you were in an accident, hit me up
i mean, it’s a accident, it’s somebody’s fault
i mean, these things don’t just happen, i mean godd+mn
and you don’t want no lawyer all up in your pocket
studyin’ the case, all up in your business, n+gga want like 80%
come to me, i want ’bout 60
nah, make that 65
nah, f+ck it, 70, that’s cool (hustle!)
(1+800)
y’nam’sayn? it’ll be good
(1+800, 1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker! 1+800)
yeah, n+gga
(1+800)
so if you done busted your ass, or you think you bust your ass
(1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker)
tha god fahim got you, tha god fahim attorney’s offices, n+gga
(1+800, 1+800)
hit them up, y’nam’sayn? 1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker
(1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker!)
there’s always a motherf+cker to be sued
(1+800!)
good day, gentlemen
(1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker)
sue that motherf+cker twice ♪
and we’re out, hit us up, 1+800+sue+a+motherf+cker
it’s always a motherf+cker that need to be sued
accidents don’t happen by itself!
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