the cisco kid – pizzaman lyrics
(italian accent makes him sound like he’s swearing when he’s not)
in the morning i go down to eat breakfast
i said to the waitress i want to pieces of toast
she brings me only one piece
i tell her i want to piece
she said go to the toilet
i say you dont understand
i wanna piece on my plate
she said you better not p-ss on your plate you son of a b-tch
i dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a b-tch
i dont need this sh-t!
later i go down to eat at the big restaurant
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive
but no fork
i tell her i wanted a fork
she telling me everybody want a f-ck
i say you dont understand
i wanna fork on my table
she says you better not f-ck on the table you son of a b-tch
i dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a b-tch
i dont need this sh-t!
so i go back to my room in a hotel
and there are no sheets on the bed
called the manager and tell him i want a sheet
he says go to the toilet
i say you dont understand
i wanna sheet on my bed
he says you better not sh-t on my bed you son of a b-tch
i go to the check out and the man at the desk says ‘peace on you’
i say ‘p-ss on you too you son of a b-tch, im going back to italia, holiday dench’
i dont need this sh-t!
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