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the diarrhetards – phalange occupation at the local sporting facility lyrics

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[intro]
huh!

[chorus 1]
baseball’s for f+ggots
wish i was never born
f+ggots love baseball
can’t wait ’til i die

[verse 1]
shakespeare wrote plays
sherlock holmes solved crimes
twins swing at b+lls while i empty out mine
i don’t care which team wins
the home or the away
when i blow my giant load
it’s gonna cause a rain delay
[verse 2]
gimme some drugs
i want drugs
drugs, drugs, drugs
gimme some drugs
gimme some drugs
i want drugs
drugs, drugs, drugs
gimme some drugs

[spoken]
hey! check me out brother
we’ve been gone a long time
you know spring is the sh+t, sucker
where da weed at?
get wayne jet+ski!
n+ggas!

[verse 3]
chew on my foreskin
rip it off like a dog
suck the blood off my p+n+s
like a vampire wade bogs
sh+t is so boring
stick a drill in my eye
sledge hammer rape me
on the next pop fly
[verse 4]
gimme some drugs
i want drugs
drugs, drugs, drugs
gimme some drugs
gimme some drugs
i want drugs
drugs, drugs, drugs
gimme some drugs

[spoken]
you guys ever heard of a triangle?
right, isosceles, dodecahedron?
f+ck!
my b+lls are on fire
i think i’m gonna be sad
scratchy scratchy scratchy
juan berengeurs’s my landlord
strike three
you’ve got leukemia, f+ggot!

[chorus 2]
baseball’s for f+ggots
wish i was never born
f+ggots love baseball
eat my lunch on a boat
[instrumental interlude]

[bridge]
hand job at the twins game
grandpa’s lifting weights
hot s+x with phalanges
f+ck yeah!
f+ck yeah!
boston scientifics
play the california raisins
rather beer bong a pound of cum
and molest some baby asians
who gives a f+ck if some assh0l+ makes a catch?
watch my d+ck if you wanna see a real seventh+inning stretch!

[verse 5]
gimme some s+x
i want guys
drugs, s+x, guys
gimme some guns
gimme some c+ck
i want socks
pants, shorts, grapes
gimme some ass
gimme some fish
i want love
gas beer chips
gimme some mud
gimme twelve farts
lemon bars
flat bread crotch
embarassing bears

[outro]
baseball’s for f+ggots
wish i was never born
f+ggots love baseball
wayne gretsky sells pot

- the diarrhetards lyrics

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