the great luke ski – cornholio lyrics
b+tthead:
uuuhhhhhhh!!!!
beavis:
aaah! oh, god, nooo!!!
b+tthead:
what the h+ll is this cr+p?
beavis:
i need macarena for my bunghole!
(beavis & b+tthead laugh)
mr. van dreissen:
all right boys, now what i want you to do is just let your bodies move to the rhythm. it’ll be a real eye opening experience, mmkay?
princ+p+l mcvickar:
uhhh, no! no! you kids better stop that d+mn dancing, and get your b+tts back to class before you’re expelled! uhhh…
b+tthead:
say hi to my friend beavis
n0body’s a b+ttmunch like he is
but when he has six root beers
and 27 three musketeers
he pulls his shirt, up on his head
steps up, and this is what he said:
beavis:
h+llo everybody, i am the great cornholio!
and i come from titicaca, give me t.p. for my bunghole!
and the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non+believers!
b+tthead:
the great cornholio!
beavis:
ai’ight?!
background singers:
h+llo everybody, i am the great cornholio!
and i come from titicaca, give me t.p. for my bunghole!
and the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non+believers!
the great cornholio!
beavis:
ai’ight?!
i am the great cornholio
you will give me t.p. for my bunghole
do not make my, bunghole angry
cr+p+accino! are you threatening me?!
my bunghole it goes “blblblblblblblbrriiaaa! plop plop plop plop plop plooop!!”
do not underestimate the power of the almighty bunghole!
trick or treat, son of a b+tch!
(b+tthead makes syncopative ‘uhh’ sounds in the background)
background singers:
h+llo everybody, i am the great cornholio!
and i come from titicaca, give me t.p. for my bunghole!
and the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non+believers!
the great cornholio!
beavis:
ai’ight?!
coach buzzcut:`
if you two panty waists don’t stop dancing and give me some squat thrusts, i will proceed to kick both your asses!
tom anderson:
ain’t you the boys that were a+whackin’ in my tool shed?
(b+tthead makes syncopative ‘uhh’ sounds in the background)
beavis:
h+llo everybody, i am the great cornholio!
and i come from titicaca, give me t.p. for my bunghole!
and the streets will flow with rivers of the blood of non+believers!
beavis & b+tthead:
the great cornholio!
beavis:
ai’ight?!
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