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the great luke ski – what’s up spock – deep space ’99 remix lyrics

(+michigan scratch+ +answer me one question!+)
is the federation in the house?!?! aw, yeah! i want all the klingons in the house to say ho! we’re gonna kick it roddenberry style, here we go!

can we rock? what’s up, spock?
can we rock? what’s up, riker?
can we rock? what’s up, quark?
can we rock? what’s up, doctor?

captain’s log. it’s time to be beginnin’, this five year mission
i am captain james t. kirk
spock is a vulcan so his actions are logical and swift
and ‘dammit’ bones is a doctor, not a forklift
check this out y’all. sulu warp factor two
chekov and uhura are my senior bridge crew
don’t play me like a punk, like a tribble or a klingon
scotty’s on the ship, so that he can help me beam on
i’m tellin’ all the romulans and aliens to listen to these soliloquies
what? now i’m makin’ lots of movies
search for spock? on the floor he’s steppin’
but i can’t dance like a genesis weapon
back to the t.v. show, i don’t know the reason
why a five year mission only lasted three seasons?
oh no! for goodness sakes, the ratings high? i’m off
you off? n+b+c ya! bye!
can we rock? what’s up, spock?
can we rock? what’s up, spock?
can we rock? what’s up, spock?
can we rock? what’s up, spock?

i got the show back on the air! you what? i did! i did!
except this is a newer version for next generation kids
i’m on the starship e+n+t+e+r, p+r+i+s+e
a+with the number n+c+c+one+seven+zero+one+d
it’s a hundred years later, it’s a thousand man crew
it’s a good thing for me my staff knows what to do. engage!
wesley crusher is not older but he’s wiser
down in engineering geordi is my technical ad+visor
i go see deanna, she’s a shrink and a psych+er
when it comes to troi, all the boys, they will like her
especially my number one, commander riker
got a beard like a stud, and a bod like formica
doctor crusher is a humanitarian
and klingon worf says ‘i am not a merry man!’
so who is the captain in your neighborhood?
i guess that would be me! can’t you see? i’m chillin’ in the center seat?
cause i, am jean+luc picard
and if you think that i’m locutus then you’re one of the borg
cause i drink my earl+grey and it’s lemon meringue+ey
i’m makin’ more profits than any ferengi
chillin’ on the holodeck, i’m calm and i’m serene
and word to tasha yar, i’m headin’ for the big screen
because i’m deep sp+ce nine+in’, chillin’ with guinan
makin’ lots of whoopi while my bald head is shinin’
and i’ve got the world’s best android calculator, named
dunna+dunna+dunna+dunna+dunna+dunna data!
his body’s bionic. his brain’s positronic
compared to mr. data, albert einstein’s moronic
i’m the big bad baldie of the whole federation
and i’ll rock q from here, to farpoint station!
can we rock? what’s up, riker?
can we rock? what’s up, riker?
can we rock? what’s up, riker?
can we rock? what’s up, riker?

rip in the worm hole! uh, oh. oh, no!
relax and you’ll be fine here on deep sp+ce nine
now bajor is nearer, with colonel kira
orderin’ more than, the av+er+age bajoran
quark is too quick, yo he’s sl!ck like crisco
fortunately, i am captain sisko
i got a shapeshifter named odo at my side
he’ll kick quark’s b+tt all over the promenade!
ah+ha+ha+ha! chief miles o’brien
his expertise flies the ship defiant
an adventure? doc bashir will be in it
with an ol’ man dax, you know she’s a trill a minute!
i got my son jake, and he’s hangin’ with nog
a shrimpy little troll, like kermit the frog
i got more class than cardassians, and i cannot
be the one to go out like gul dukat
been hollin’ nine+eleven since wolf three+five+nine
and it’s so scary! roddenberry! word to kai opacca! can i rock+a?!

what’s up, quark? and
can we rock? what’s up, quark?
can we rock? what’s up, quark?
can we rock? what’s up, quark?
holo+doc’s attitude could be nicer
but still i gotta say to him, ‘hail lord schweitzer!’
so voyager’s fine, with that borg babe of mine
known an seven+of+nine, assimilation’s divine!
neelix, cookin’ up the soup du+jour
for security vulcan tuvok ‘shakur’
chakotay helps me to adapt
and ensign harry kim is always getting kidnapped
the pilot tom paris is an egotist+er
went out with both of the delaney sisters
and i’m sure he’ll wanna, get with be’lanna
torres klingon+a, tryin’ to reach nirvana
searchin’ and scannin’ and cavortin’
if we wanna get somewhere, then we better start warpin’
captian janeway’s in command at the u+p+n
stay tuned, up next is ‘platypus man!’

can we rock? what’s up, doctor?
can we rock? what’s up, doctor?
can we rock? what’s up, doctor?
can we rock? what’s up, doctor?

i’m the ruler, the master, the universe blaster
i’ll take the enterprise to the edge of disaster
in other words, you better start beggin’ you humans
because i’m ‘q’ from the q continuum
forget jean and kathy, i’m the man
when it comes to power, i just wave my hand
i’ll turn jean+luc picard into a doggie
and then he will be barkin’, into his captain’s loggie
forget those other guys, they’re not important
kathy, jim, and jean, and benji, + q is omnipotent!
d+mn i gotta scram, because you win, mon ca+pee+tin
but i will not promise never to appear again

+fwash!+ what’s up, q?
can we rock? what’s up, quark?
can we rock? what’s up, riker?
can we rock? what’s up, spock?

aw yeah! star trek, next generation, deep sp+ce nine, voyager, q continuum style! live long and prosper! we outta here! see ya!

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