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the gregory brothers - smoking crayfish & gay marriage lyrics

[john fleming]
marijuana’s in baked goods, gummy bears, for heaven’s sakes

[casey neistat]
it’s in the lining of my fruit of the looms

[john fleming]
what happens in one state affects the other states

[casey neistat]
colorado, he’s looking at you

[jared polis]
leave my sovereign state of colorado alone
let our people smoke
that’s all i ask

[casey neistat]
colorado wants to blaze
is that too much to grasp?

[chorus: jared polis & casey neistat]
i don’t want their darn fried crayfish
i don’t want it (i don’t want it) i don’t want it
what if it’s fried?
might clog your arteries, you might die (no lie)
maybe smoking crayfish ain’t good for you
i don’t want it (i don’t want it) i don’t want it
leave colorado alone
marijuana use is down since legalization

[john fleming]
the problems are much worse with marijuana

[michael gregory]
too many people reaching nirvana

[jared polis]
want me to ban fried crayfish in louisiana?

[michael gregory]
is shrimp illegal? thanks, obama!

[chorus]

[donald trump]
i’m really rich (he’s rich)
i’ve done an amazing job
i have so many websites all over the place
i’d be the greatest president that god ever creates
we have losers, we have losers
we have people that don’t have it (schmucks)
how stupid are our leaders?
how stupid are they?
when mexico sends its people
they’re not sending their best
they’re sending their rapists (sending their what?)
sending their rapists

[barack obama & sarah gregory]
i wanna thank all of you
can you confirm half life 3?
no no no no no no no no
na na na na batman!
no
please
no
half
no
life
no
three
senpai, notice me
listen, you’re in my house
it’s not respectful when you get invited to my house
i’m just asking for transparency
but not when i’m up in the house, know what i’m saying?

[megyn kelly]
tonight a remarkable sight at the white house
a new chapter in civil rights at the white house
which is aglow in colors of the rainbow
america was a different country 11 hours ago

[mike huckabee]
how do we accept this?

[megyn kelly]
how do you not?

[mike huckabee]
the laws of nature, the laws of god

[megyn kelly]
they get the final say
they’ve interpreted it this way
for g-ys and lesbians today
they get the final say
they’ve interpreted it this way
for g-ys and lesbians today

- the gregory brothers lyrics

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