the jolly rogers – the ship is fine lyrics
there’s not a thing wrong with the ship, in fact she is just fine!
but there would be some changes if this vessel it were mine
nothing unrealistic, or too drastic or severe
just some solid tweaks to improve the atmosphere
i would have a great big deck plated it solid gold
’cause being teased about my little deck is really getting old
i’d sail from south tortuga, all the way up to quebec
and in each port i’d shout, “hey sailor, wanna ridе my great big deck?”
therе’s not a thing wrong with the ship, in fact she is just fine!
but there would be some changes if this vessel it were mine
nothing unrealistic, or too drastic or severe
just some solid tweaks to improve the atmosphere
(let’s see, uh) i’d get rid of all the water down in the ballast hold
and replace it with some good dark rum, where it can stay nice and cold
every man aboard the ship can drink until he’s had his fill
and the only rule we’d enforce is no one’s allowed to spill
there’s not a thing wrong with the ship, in fact she is just fine!
but there would be some changes if this vessel it were mine
nothing unrealistic, or too drastic or severe
just some solid tweaks to improve the atmosphere
i’d strip her down just to her rudder, a mast and a wheel
i’d make her long and hard and hollow and cover her in steel
she’d be a giant floating cannon, no need for cabins or walls
and everyone would shiver when they saw the size of my b+lls
there’s not a thing wrong with the ship, in fact she is just fine!
but there would be some changes if this vessel it were mine
nothing unrealistic, or too drastic or severe
just some solid tweaks to improve the atmosphere
i’d replace the bunks and hammocks, with big four+poster beds
and i’d get rid of most the crew (like you lot) and hire trollops on instead
she would be a floating brothel, and i’d be her captain bold
and i’d have more fun than any pirate, and i’d make a lot more gold
there’s not a thing wrong with the ship, in fact she is just fine!
but there would be some changes if this vessel it were mine
nothing unrealistic, or too drastic or severe
just some solid tweaks to improve the atmosphere
i’d get rid of all the sails, find something better than the wind
perhaps some kind of intermittent combustion engine
with reciprocating pistons and a fuel source based on heat
we could+ oh forget it, you mooks, let’s go with devin’s brothel plan, wouldn’t that be sweet?
there’s not a thing wrong with the ship, in fact she is just fine!
but there would be some changes if this vessel it were mine
nothing unrealistic, or too drastic or severe
just some solid tweaks to improve the atmosphere
nothing unrealistic, or too drastic or severe
just some solid tweaks to improve the atmosphere
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