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the key of awesome – can’t remember to forget you lyrics

[verse 1: tatiana owens as shakira]
i sing like a goat, the frog in my throat
has lived there for years and he makes me sing this way
i set up a bed down by the steps
so when i run down stairs, i don’t crash and smash my head
i really have to pee now but i can not leave because
i’m waiting for rihanna
where is that ho?
this is our girl’s night
i sent her an e-vite
to have a slumber party, party, at my house

[chorus: tatiana owens as shakira]
ohh, i’m very frio, i keep forgetting to put clothes on
rock ’n’ roll, guitar solo, i had to start a band with no-one
the evil throat froggy
he put a curse on me, now i must live in this big house alone
hey rihanna, where the h-ll are ya?
don’t p-ss me off or i’ll unfriend you

[verse 2: tatiana owens as shakira & -tatiana owens as rihanna-]
sorry i’m late
i was har-ssed at the gate
your house is a maze
don’t know why you need all this sp-ce
we’re smoking in bed, b-tchin’ bout men
our -sses look great but we can’t find a decent mate
it really makes me feel bad
got issues with my dad and it makes me date such -ssh0l-s
oh, not again
let’s play a board game
like scattergories
and i will make us nachos, nachos
where’d she go?

[chorus: tatiana owens as shakira, tatiana owens as rihanna & both]
oh rihanna, i think i lost ya
i took a wrong turn at the bathroom (make a left!)
hey shakira, i cannot hear ya
just stay put my b-tt will find your b-tt
communicate with me with -ss telepathy
now we’re dry humping the dry wall
why can’t i rebound from stupid chris brown?
you keep forgetting he’s an -ssclown

[bridge: tatiana owens as shakira & tatiana owens as rihanna]
i’d k!ll and i’d steal and i’d cheat on my taxes
and french kiss a frog for that boy (really?)
i’d eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic
he battered you like a nerf toy
i have a solution, a man subst-tution
have you met my friend, the bullfrog?
just reach down and kiss him
he’ll become a prince and
he won’t treat you like a lap dog

[chorus: tatiana owens as shakira & tatiana owens as rihanna]
ohh no, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
now the evil frog has cursed you
what is that noise? that’s your new voice
and i sound the way i used to sound
how do i stop this h-ll? this vocal prison cell?
you have to p-ss the curse to someone else
well this is goodbye, my hips don’t lie
you kind of sound like julie andrews

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