the key of awesome – gaga-plause lyrics
[gaga: intro]
i recorded this song while getting a mas-sage
i spent the past several months hiding in my ga-garage
since i’ve been gone others have tried to claim the gaga-crown
when miley tries to be me, she looks like a sl-tty clown!
[gaga]
now lets try on some bras, with claws, and b-lls
i’m digging through my closet, tryna find an outfit, ’cause i can’t decide what to wear for this video
gaga la cage
aux folles
montage!
[gaga, background dancer 1, 2, & doug]
gaga: “what if i dressed up like a bug,”
background dancer 1: “that’s not your best look.”
gaga: “-while standing naked behind doug!”
doug: “i have to go to work.”
gaga: “there’s nothin’ coverin’ my b-tt!”
background dancer 2: “that’s not a new thing.”
gaga: “maybe i should call up tim gunn…”
[gaga (spelling), & tim gunn]
tim gunn: “what are you doing?!”
gaga: “d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e”
tim gunn: “is this a spelling bee? that skirt’s not making it work, don’t twerk.”
gaga: “r-s-t-l-n-e-”
tim gunn: “quit playing scrabble please. you’ll get no more help from tim gunn, i’m done.”
[gaga & background dancers]
gaga: “some times my lyrics are un-in-tel-li-gi-ble,”
background dancers: “what?!”
gaga: “-because i put em-pha-sis on wrong syllable(s).”
background dancers: “ohhhhhh!”
[gaga & background dancers 3 & 4]
gaga: “i like to read dean koontz
and dean koontz likes to read to me.”
background dancer 3: “you shouldn’t be bragging”
background dancer 4: “he’s not that good.”
i was once full of sh-t now, i think sh-t is full of me!
[gaga]
check out my pixel bra, bra, bra, bra, bra
hotter than menopause-pause
give me gaga-plause-plause–plause
[gaga]
hey everybody stop dancing and cheer for me
’cause i’m ya boss, ba-boss, ba-boss
do it!
[background dancers 5-9]
background dancer 5: “this song is better than roar!”
background dancers 6 & 7: “that song is so dumb!”
background dancer 8: “katy perry freakin’ sucks!”
background dancer 9: “she had work done.”
[gaga]
here comes a spoiler alert!
i am ga-god
watch the church get all b-tt-hurt
and i’m gaga-claus!
[gaga (spelling)]
p-e-r-e-z i-f u-r
r-e-a-d-i-n-g t-h-,i-s
i h-a-t-e y-o,-u-r
a-s-s f,-a-c-e
[gaga: outro]
triple word score, i won
-clapping-
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