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the kritters - beatin our wives lyrics

[intro]
hey! pianoman! play that one song i love!
okay

+bartender? you know i love you
+do ya now?
+can you get me a milk?
y’know, i’ve had a tough time with my wife recently
+did ya?
+i came home and she cooked my d+mn chicken bacon raw!
+well, that’s just plumb terrible
+d’you know what i started doin’?
+what?
+well i started

[chorus]
beatin’ my wife (beatin’ my wife)
beatin’ my wife (beatin’ my wife)
beatin’ my wife (beatin’ my wife)
beatin’ my wife, beatin’ my wife (beatin’ ma, beatin’ ma)
beatin’ my wife (beatin’ my wife)

[segue 1]
+i got a similar story:

[verse 1]
forced my wife into the kitchen;
shouldn’t took back which when i was spittin’
country hit and miss has been my life
father beaten me, yearn for attention
kissing g+y men, it’s what i’ve been missin’
sleepin’ round town, wish a man was my wife
wife found out, now i’m runnin’
through and through, i ain’t winnin’
[segue 2]
+yeah, yeah brother+

[verse 2]
hatin’ women, keep her in the kitchen
f+ck her in the b+tthole ’till she starts sh+ttin’
you won’t ever see us kissing
i ain’t kicked her out yet, cuz she’s good at fried chicken
no kiddin’
talkin’ so long i read a dictionary
shut your f+ckin’ mouth, i’d rather talk to abolitionists
antidisestablishmentarianism the way i estuary
got the cucumber, so they call me larry
finger in a cassowary
i really wanna beat my motherf+ckin’ wife

[segue 3]
+uhh, me too

[verse 3]
we got married in the trailer park after dark
she’s my shinin’ star
but she p+sses me off every day
so she better get on her knees and pray
that i don’t get drunk and f+ck my cousin
my kids look like an egg mcm+ffin
bud light is the beer i’m chuggin’
if she’s related, then she’s good for f+ckin’
yeah, i really wanna beat my f+ckin wife!
[chorus]
beatin’ our wives (beatin’ our wives)
beatin’ our wives (beatin’ our wives)
beatin’ our wives (beatin’ our wives)
beatin’ our wives, beatin’ our wives (beatin’ our, beatin’ our)
beatin’ our wives (beatin’ our wives)

+we beat our wives!

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