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the kritters – weenies in the beans lyrics

[verse 1: the kritters]
hanging in the deer stand, waiting for a deer (aye)
got a little boy, so we drank a little beer (skee+yee)
what could’ve happened? i mean, we’re both men (yeah)
he sent me a text, and so i looked down again
he texted, “f+ck me, f+ck me as a buddy” (yeehaw)
i looked back up, and his c+ck was getting puffy (yeah)
whoa now, buddy, you really gonna stuff me? (men)
he whipped his c+ck out and he made it touch my tummy

[bridge: the kritters]
well, eighteen seconds, having s+x with a man
i’ll shove it in his ass, then i cum in my hands
i don’t care if anybody sees what we do
i’ll feel on any cowboy as long as he’s a dude

[chorus: the kritters]
my boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my b+tt
i’m h+rnier than antlers on a twenty+point buck
wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
we got beanies in the weenies, i got weenies in the beans
[verse 2: the kritters]
eighteen cowboys riding on my d+ck
yeah, you know i’m only g+y because i couldn’t find the cl+t
f+cking on a country boy, sucking on his p+ck+r
i’ma drill him in his booty, you can call me black & decker
got titties like a cow, but i’m h+rny like a bull
i’ma dive into his booty, then i f+ck him in the pool
got me swimming in his eyes while i f+ck him in his boots
l!cking mustard off his thighs, and then i f+ck him till he p++ps

[verse 3: the kritters]
in the woods f+cking centaurs, it makes my d+ck hard (neigh)
a man will suck my d+ck while i’m smoking on a cigar (uh, aye)
c+ck, c+ck, c+ck, not talking ‘bout a chicken (uh)
he stuck it in my booty, then he went and started p+ssing (moonshine)
broke back booty, not f+cking on a mountain (yeehaw)
open up my mouth, and then he sprays me like a fountain (pshh)
d+ck, d+ck, d+ck, wanna shove it in my f+cking ass (meow)
crystal meth is boring, rather suck all on a g+y man’s shaft
[verse 4: digbar]
man, he love it when i’m making him laugh
he’s my big black cowboy, shaking his ass
i’m bent over, i’m just tryna give the chickens a bath
then i felt a big n+gga slip his d+ck in my ass
i’m like, “whoa, n+gga”, rip the wranglers off, we’re ‘bout to get down
everything thing inside the n+gga booty gon’ get ripped out
b+tton up the boots and the jeans, b+tch, i’m dripped down
when he see the fit, he gon’ volunteer to d+ck down

[chorus: the kritters]
my boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my b+tt
i’m h+rnier than antlers on a twenty+point buck
wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
we got beanies in the weenies, i got weenies in the beans
my boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my b+tt
i’m h+rnier than antlers on a twenty+point buck
wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
we got beanies in the weenies, i got weenies in the beans

- the kritters lyrics

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