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the low mays – 叮叮噹 ft. 米奇老味 (jingle bells ft. mickey lowmay) lyrics

[intro: king c.r.e.m.e.]
kids
welcome to mickey lowmays mysterious clubhouse (wow)
this year, don’t you want to hear a christmas story about the triads? (yeah)
hey, hey, bang

[verse 1: matty gospel]
your b-tch ding-a-ling-a-ling
my p-n-s raises and raises
take into my storage sp-ce and ding-a-ling-a-ling
ask you if you understand
your guy is actually my guy
butcher open your -ssh0l-, internal organs all come out
after selling your wife, take the money to give out red pockets
give it out to [?], make you unconscious
call a taxi, buy a benz (rolex), flinging around my rolex
drive them to shoot a p-rno
after shooting a p-rno, shoot an av with your b-tch
my name is matthew cheah, s-x education teacher is donnie choi (#freedonniechoi)
they say the best in china is justin
full h.a.m. party more corrupt than chen shui-bian (taiwan belongs to china!)
so kids, ask you what the f-ck you want for christmas
that is me taking your mouth to be a urinal (p-ss onto you)
will f-ck or not? -ssh0l- will not rest
shove into your mouth until you cannot breathe

[hook: lin nippletwister]
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (f-ck -ssh0l-s)
ding ding dong, ding ding dong
eat my p-n-s (hey)
we butcher motherf-ckers so happily
salty fish bury it in mongkok (hey)
ding ding dong, ding ding dong
your mother is a serial flasher (hey)
buy (kids) cocaine more than a snow (mickey low mays) mountain
butcher you until you fly into the underworld (hey)

[verse 2: mickey lowmay]
kids
i am mickey lowmays mysterious clubhouse (uh)
in full h.a.m. grounds (full h.a.m. gardens)
i f-ck your -n-l flaps until they’re broken (yuh)
after f-cking once, do it again (woo)
because christmas festival, is about f-cking -ssh0l-s
after f-cking -ssh0l-s, suck on my christmas nuts
favourite thing is to get drunk and beat up my wife (uh)
afterwards take a taxi to your house and f-ck your wife (huh)
take your b-tch’s school fees to go poking
the remaining money use it to eat gr-ss
i’m really high, f-ck your mom (f-ck your mom)
big head your mother, your dad grows gr-ss
dripping and dropping, triads (triads)
watch you dripping and dropping and f-cking your younger sister
lunar new year, gift you with a bowl of mandarins
wishing everybody to f-ck -ssh0l-s, woo
mickey lowmays mysterious clubhouse, f-ck -ssh0l-s!

[hook: lin nippletwister]
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (f-ck -ssh0l-s)
ding ding dong, ding ding dong
eat my p-n-s (hey)
we butcher motherf-ckers so happily
salty fish bury it in mongkok (hey)
ding ding dong, ding ding dong
your mother is a serial flasher (hey)
buy cocaine more than a snow mountain
butcher you until you fly into the underworld (hey)

- the low mays lyrics

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