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the mary wallopers – the hot asphalt lyrics

[verse 1]
well, good evening all me jolly lads i’m glad to find you well
if you gather all around me now a story i will tell
for i have a situation and begorrah and begob
i can whisper i’ve me weekly wage of nineteen bob
it’s twelve months come october since i’ve left me native home
after helping them k!llarney boys to bring the harvest down
but now i wear a gansey and around me waist a belt
i’m the gaffer of the squad that makes the hot asphalt

[chorus]
we laid it in thе hollows and we laid it in the flat
and if it doesn’t last forеver, well swear, i’ll eat me hat
well, i’ve wandered up and down the road and sure i never felt
any surface that was equal to the hot asphalt

[verse 2]
the other night a copper comes and he says to me, mcguire
would you kindly let me light a duddy at your boiler fire?
well he planks himself straight down in front, with coattails up so neat
says i’m a decent man, d’you ever go and mind your bait
he ups and yells, i’m down on you, i’m up to all yer pranks
for don’t i know you for a traitor from the tipperary ranks?
boys, i swung straight from the shoulder and i hit him such a belt
that i knocked him into the boiler full of hot asphalt
[chorus]
we laid it in the hollows and we laid it in the flat
and if it doesn’t last forever, well swear, i’ll eat me hat
well, i’ve wandered up and down the road but sure i never felt
any surface that was equal to the hot asphalt

[verse 3]
we quickly pulled him out again and we fired him into the tub
with soap and boiling warm water we began to rub and scrub
well, but devil the taste of tar come off and it turned him hard as stone
with every other rub, you could hear that bobby groan
i’m thinking, says o’reilly, now he’s lookin’ like old nick
sure burn me if i am not inclined to cleave him with me pick
oh, says i, it would be easier to boil him till he melts
to stir him nice and easy in the hot asphalt

[chorus]
we laid it in the hollows and we laid it in the flat
and if it doesn’t last forever, well swear, i’ll eat me hat
well, i’ve wandered up and down the road but sure i never felt
any surface that was equal to the hot asphalt

[verse 4]
you may talk about yer sailor lads, ballad singers and the rest
your shoemakers and your tailors but we please the ladies best
the only ones who know the way their flinty hearts to melt
are the boys around the boiler stirring their hot asphalt
with rubbing and with scrubbing, sure i caught me death of cold
for scientific purposes, me body has been sold
in the kelvin grove museum, me boys, i’m hangin’ in me pelt
as a monument to the irish, making hot asphalt
[chorus]
we laid it in the hollows and we laid it in the flat
and if it doesn’t last forever, well swear, i’ll eat me hat
well, i’ve wandered up and down the road but sure i never felt
any surface that was equal to the hot asphalt

- the mary wallopers lyrics

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