the noncents – bottle lyrics
[guitar intro]
[verse 1: detz]
wake up at 5:30, ‘nother day, ‘nother dollar
this is what i get for being a white collar
for going to college and becoming a young scholar
i miss the days of summer when i couldn’t be bothered
oh well, grab my coffee and a bite to eat
hop on my skateboard and roll down the street
feel the heat rising up from under my feet
roll up to the train station man and what do i see?
my train leaving!
heading out to the burbs
i hang my head and sit down, on one of the curbs
shaking from nerves, cuz of what i’ve yet to do
talking to my boss cuz i couldn’t get through
my phone rings, i’m going outta my dang mind
it’s my boss, he hits me with a donald trump tag line
d-mn, developing a complex, you see
then this fella sits next to me, and says:
[hook: k!llakake]
when the shit hits the fan
man, you gotta take a stand
and you gotta move on with your life
if you get shut down you should get f-cked up
man, you should just try it tonight
cuz i’ve got a bottle, you’ve got a cup (you’ve got a cup)
and i got a motto, everybody get f-cked up
[verse 2: k!llakake]
d-mn, my head’s spinning full throttle
this is what i get for drinking a whole bottle
’bout to hit the liquor store and get a full bottle
don’t you wanna grow up to become a role model?
i’ma drink and party hard if it k!lls me
sorry frank but alcohol does thrill me
i absolutely get a kick out of champagne
bought a couple bottles, now i’m ’bout to do the d-mn thing
soaking up the summer sun and i got two things:
a beer and a chance for another one
now i’m on the rebound like bill russell
with a lifestyle providing me grounds to build muscle
in other words it’s lifting the weight of the world for me
so i can get shorties and drunk off of warm 40’s
but today, a rough guy i’d call very weak
is sitting with puffed eyes and red strawberry cheeks
it’s enough to turn the clock back to scarier weeks
so i hand him my bottle as i prepare to speak
i say:
[hook: k!llakake]
when the shit hits the fan
man, you gotta take a stand
and you gotta move on with your life
if you get shut down you should get f-cked up
man, you should just try it tonight
cuz i’ve got a bottle, you’ve got a cup (you’ve got a cup)
and i got a motto, everybody get f-cked up
[verse 3: k!llakake & detz]
(k!llakake) hello sir, looks like you’ve seen better days
my name’s kake, not to pry man, but why the long face?
(detz) come on man, you trying to be funny my dude?
go away man, i ain’t got no money for you
(k!llakake) haha, what you think, that i’m some kind of b-m
cuz i’m walking ’round the city with a bottle of rum?
(detz) to be honest, you look kind of dumb
how’s that job going? what’s that, you couldn’t get one?
(k!llakake) what, so i can end up being like you?
come with me to the bar and have yourself a brew
just relax yourself man, enjoy the summer
be more like a b-m and less like a b-mmer
(detz) i said to him: you know what? i think that you’re right
so we went into a bar and had a hell of a night
the next day we saw a man wearing a suit
someone to whom his boss had just given the boot
yesterday it was me, now it’s him in the shoes
life’s too short to be swimming in blues
i said:
[hook: k!llakake & detz]
when the shit hits the fan
man, you gotta take a stand
and you gotta move on with your life
if you get shut down you should get f-cked up
man, you should just try it tonight
cuz i’ve got a bottle, you’ve got a cup (you’ve got a cup)
and i got a motto, everybody get f-cked up
[guitar solo]
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