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the noncents - my dad is a struggle rapper (secret song) lyrics

[verse 1]
it’s career day, at my school
and everyone’s parents, seem so cool
i’m real nervous, that my dad will find out
and show up in sweatpants, with his biceps out
in the same wife beater, he’s worn for days
5 dollar head phones, he thinks they’re beats by dre

[chorus]
we don’t even own a cr-pper
cause my dad is a struggle rapper

[verse 2]
susie’s dad fights fires, fred’s drives a hurst
jill’s uncle is the sheriff, tommy’s mom is a nurse
my feaking dad is eating ramen trying to finish his mixtape
our only transportation is a unicycle
cause we can’t afford a two wheel bike, no

[chorus]
with one pair of clothes, it’s hard to look dapper
when your dad is a struggle rapper

[verse 3]
then the door opens, who could it be
it’s my dad holding a duffle bag full of cds
he says, “kids, gather round, i’ll give some advice”
“graduating’s overrated, all you need in this life”
“is to spit dope rhymes, and you can be famous”
“listen to this, you won’t believe that i made it”
“then hop on facebook and make sure you tag me”
“follow me on twitter @lilyoungswaggy”
“if my mix tapes hadn’t gotten lost in the mail”
“the labels would have signed me, man i wouldn’t have failed”
“and if i would have gotten real, real big in the biz”
“i wouldn’t have this stupid illegitimate kid”
“cause believe me you don’t want a child ya see”
“now that’s what i call parental advisory”
“so dropout of school so you can be legit”
“do drugs, get turnt, then rap about it”
“yes, you can be like me!”
“your parents wish they were cooler than me!”
“dad, we don’t have any money”
“um, sir i think you should leave”

[verse 4]
i can’t wait to go home tonight
and hear the stupid -ss rhymes my dad thinks are tight
he spent his life savings on music equipment
but he can’t even play a single instrument
but it’s all we got and i’m bored sitting here
and when he p-sses out after his fortieth beer

[chorus]
i’ll make beats and write rhymes just to p-ss the time
oh boy i guess that i’ll
make beats and write rhymes just to p-ss the time
it’s the life of a struggle rapper

- the noncents lyrics

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