the nostalgia critic – el tango de pretense lyrics
[phelous speaking:]
no, critic, no!
you have to acknowledge the coolness of the scene! with the scene, there is the love!
with the love, there is the enjoyment!
with the love, there is the love-love-love-love-love-love!
but its pretentiousness will drive you mad!
[phelous singing:]
pretense!
they just cover pop songs elaborately!
it makes no sense
how they take it so d-mn seriously!
so proud of the way they rip songs apart
but a new coat of paint doesn’t make it art!
pretense!
[nostalgia critic singing:]
though in my heart i know it’s asinine
i respect the production design
elements so diverse
all the hours of rehearsal you can tell
not to mention the vision
to believe it would turn out well!
[phelous singing:]
pretense!
youtube is where mash-up videos belong!
pretense!
otherwise just write your own d-mn songs!
so proud of the way they botch cl-ssic rock!
ugh! these creative thieves
can all suck on my…
[nostagia chick singing:]
there’s no shame
in liking something lame
a rose by any other name
is what it is
and if you like it, that’s okay
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