the nostalgia critic – fandumb of the opera lyrics
(beth:)
in dreams i heard the tale of fantasy
a fan of schumacher’s phantom movie
though in reality we know it bites
the fandumb of the opera won’t see
this movie’s trite
(fandumb – video-only skit:)
wait, are you singing verbally or mentally?
you keep going back and forth
oh, come on
(fandumb:)
sing praises and admit this movie’s great
and gerard butler is a musical saint
though phantom fans believe this movie’s sh-te
the fandumb who’s not gerard butler’s there
to make things right
(beth:)
though parts might be okay
this film’s a mess
along with butler’s strange
dueling accents
(fandumb – spoken, video-only:) it’s scottish, doing french, doing english
(beth/ fandumb:) that’s great/odd to focus on
(beth:) give it a try
(fandumb:) don’t want to try
(beth/ fandumb:) the fandumb of the opera is…
(fandumb – spoken:) totally awesome and s-xy and dark and cool
and did i mention s-xy?
now sing real high
(beth:) he’s weird, the fandumb of the opera
(beth – wordless vocal solo)
(fandumb – spoken, video-only:)
sing marginally well. that’s…actually a little too good. no, you sound interested in what you’re singing! don’t do that! more breathing! more gasping! have the lungs of an asthmatic! stop! you sound like a person people would pay money to actually listen to! remember your training! sing like-a me!!
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