the parselmouths – prerequisites lyrics
in gryffindor, they drill you on your courage and your might
before they let you in, they want to know if you can fight
and ravenclaw will quiz you to make sure you’ve got the smarts
if you aren’t brainy, they will kick you out before you start
and hufflepuff won’t mind if you are just an average joe
they’ll pretty much take anyone with two eyes and a nose
slytherin is not that simple; we want something more
if you don’t have this simple sk!ll, we’ll show you to the door
sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
but making fun of weasleys is our real prerequisite
oh, weasley, it’s so easy
it’s pleasing, teasing the weasleys
oh, weasley, it’s so easy
it’s pleasing, teasing the weasleys
you have red hair
and freckles all over your face
don’t you care
that your family is a disgrace?
slytherin is not that simple; we want something more
if you don’t have this simple sk!ll, we’ll show you to the door
sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
but making fun of weasleys is our real prerequisite
oh, weasley, it’s so easy
it’s pleasing, teasing the weasleys
oh, weasley, it’s so easy
it’s pleasing, teasing the weasleys
you have red hair
and freckles all over your face
don’t you care
that your family a big disgrace?
oh, weasley, it’s so easy
it’s pleasing, teasing the weasleys
oh, weasley, it’s so easy
it’s pleasing, teasing the weasleys
Random Lyrics
- the veer union – you can’t have it all (acoustic) lyrics
- not half bad – and his clever bible reference lyrics
- chris connor – the thrill is gone lyrics
- dano (swe) – sliter lyrics
- jakko jakszyk – the rotters’ club is closing down lyrics
- wizzkilly – depressed lyrics
- lil gnar – texas ranger* lyrics
- grupo aventura – te quiero igual que ayer lyrics
- gina dee – i’m waiting lyrics
- worst in me – goodbyes lyrics