the prophet obblonge – better than and equal to, so sue me lyrics
hi, i’m the prophet obblonge
i’m better in every conceivable way than the tiny p+n+sed
racist hate group member, fat f+cking slob you are currently living with
smarter, more attractive physically, funnier, p+n+s more than twice his size and girth
as reported
so much better at partic+p+ting in s+xual activities it isn’t even in the same category
your best friend, your equal, the blue eyеd boy next door that you told your
family was your soulmate when you wеre 18 and i was 8
your perfect counterpart, compassionate and loving
an infinite attention span, stimulating conversationalist
we don’t have to modify our speech to communicate
you are the most intelligent person i have ever met
you are truly the s+xiest woman to ever exist
brown hair, hazel eyes, petite, looking up to kiss me
please bring yourself, the clothes you are wearing, and a case of zip fizz
you know what’s really awesome about this
i mean way f+cking cool
that the pathetic coward narcissist loser thomas wayne randle
a man with a very tiny p+n+s, can’t complain or say anything
what’s he gonna do, sue me
by all means, man
that would be ultra neato
bring me free publicity
as it is i’ve got to generate it all
juggle and eat fire and balance b+lls on my nose
if he could just sue me publicists would line up like ambulance chasers and insure a nice
clean high+def live camera on patty as she reads her gospel on a witness stand
and then leaves the courtroom with me
and we have a season of a reality show
she’s photogenic for sure
i’m not horribly asymmetrical
and he’s a genuine monster
he looks exactly like a picture of everything i’m accusing him of in a dictionary
she doesn’t use certain words and i only use them
that’s funny
and neither of us ever shut up
someone else has got to edit that dialogue, man
that is not my job
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