the quick fix – the real dick lyrics
intro.:
“i’m standing here with local assh0l+s, the quick fix++
you’ve p+ssed+off everybody, gentlemen.”
d+mn right!
“the walls are closing in: you’re in the corner… what are you going to do??”
…i’m gonna whip out my real d+ck
verse 1:
i ain’t in the mood m+th+ f+ckas! (that’s right! that’s right!)
that’s all i know fo’sho… (whip out my real d+ck!)
i ain’t in the mood m+th+ f+cka! (+screams+ whip out my real d+ck!!)
(awww yeeeaaa!!!)
my real d+ck comes equipped
with a scope and a grip on top of it
fully decked+out; i’ma ball wit it
put a beam on the tip, i’ma f+ck ya tits. (i’ma f+ck ya tits!)
drop a dong+bomb on ya b+tch and dip
‘deez nutz bust caps like banana clips
i’m goin’ fully automatic on a real d+ck blitz!
i don’t fire blanks—congratulations!
9+months later, i got another kid
and one more b+tch with a courtesy+stitch
because love is war! and i’m a kind gentleman:
i’ll treat ya right, then pop ya brain with my real d+ck!
uhh! (you gonna get what you deserve.)
yea i’ll pop ya brain with my real d+ck! (you gonna get what you deserve++)
take ya out to fro+yo, give ya soft+serve
ya finna catch hands m+th+ f+cka!
you gonna get what you deserve…
give my thoughts and prayers to the thots and playas!
chorus:
lean back! big d+ck swingin’!
pass me tha ball ‘cuz my real d+ck’s winnin’!
goin’ waaay back! back to the beginning:
god created my d+ck to keep the real world spinnin’!
ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer real d+ck!
i said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!
(ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)
verse 2:
ya talkin’ that sh+t on the quick fix?…(whaaaaaat!!!)
gonna put a blade through ya throat at’cha mama’s crib…
yeah, we put a bayonet on’a tip—
another notch on the stalk of my c+ck for a dead snitch
talkin’ that sh+t on the quick fix?
i’ma fix it real quick. (ay+yo) it’s well+known that you a b+tch!
talkin’ that sh+t on the quick fix?
i’ma fix it real quick. (ay+yo) it’s well+known that you a b+tch!
++gun fire; metal casings hit the floor++ sh+t!
(ay+yo) it’s well+known that you a b+tch!
rat+a+tat+tat! ya ass is gonna get whacked!
(ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)
hey! give my thoughts and prayers to the thots and playas!!!
chorus:
lean back! big d+ck swingin’!
pass me tha ball ‘cuz my real d+ck’s winnin’!
goin’ waaay back! back to the beginning:
god created my d+ck to keep the real world spinnin’!
ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer real d+ck!
i said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick! (uhhh!!)
ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!
post+chorus:
got treats in my pocket for the k+9 unit…
ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer real d+ck!
saltpeter on my c+ck to keep me from doin’ it …
so come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!
outro:
bringin’ it! bringin’ it! bringin’ it!
that real sh+t!!
bringin’ it! bringin’ it! bringin’ it!
my real d+ck!!
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