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the zach and the jess – i do not (want to go to your wedding) lyrics

[intro: zach & jess]

summertime, late twenties
sat-rdays all gone so fast it ain’t funny
say goodbye to your dream vacation
your mailbox be bustin’ wit dem invitations

[chorus: zach & jess]

but i do not want to watch you say “i do.”
it’s so cool that you two want to say you do
but i do not want to go to your wedding

[verse: jessica mckenna, zach reino]

i’m a bridesmaid in the east with a nautical theme
then one in the south wearing all mint green
jet to jet, bachelorette, vegas, napa, palm springs
every weekend is toast since you scored that ring
82 reply-all, subject line: “hey ladies!”
please give me some years before you all spout babies
yo, yo, a groomsman in a pink suit?
you’ve got to say “no no” to a pink suit
rollin’ nine guys matchin’ in a pink suit
see all this shade that i’m catchin’ in this pink suit?
you think it’s cute for my suit to look like pepto puke?
and you know i’ll stay mute
’cause i’ll do it for you

[chorus: zach & jess]

but i do not want to watch you say “i do.”
it’s so cool that you two want to say you do
but i do not want to go to your wedding

[bridge: jessica mckenna, zach reino, zach & jess]

but you invited us, and we hate saying no, so
we rsvp, say yes, then lick it
little middle seat flying to save money on the ticket.
registered for nice -ss wine gl-sses, gotta pick it
cop that garter and bouquet [?]
hit that landing, then stick it
time, money, energy
so you could stop for one minute to say hi to me?

[chorus: zach & jess]

’cause i do not want to watch you say “i do.”
it’s so cool that you two want to say you do
but i do not want to go to your wedding

[outro, spoken: jessica mckenna, zach reino]

but, like, mine was fun, right?
oh, yours was great
okay, cool
and, you liked mine, right?
oh my gosh, yours was so good
cool

- the zach and the jess lyrics

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