theoriginalace - tryhard's paradise (gangster's paradise parody) lyrics
as i jump through the parkour waiting for my next fight
i take a look at the time and realize it’s 4 at night
’cause i’ve been pottin’ and droppin’ so long
that even my own family wonders where i have gone
i ain’t never fled a fight from someone who didn’t hack
pearlin’ away like a n00b, why not just fight back, bro!?
you’re gonna quickdrop when i break out my op jitter
even when i drop pots i’m still the winner
i really hate to rage but i gotta talk
each word that i say, i say to build myself up n00b
i’m the kinda pvper players don’t wanna see
queueing-up with me? better-off going to the t-tle screen
been wasting most our lives, living in the tryhard’s paradise
we rarely go outside, living in the tryhard ‘s paradise
our elos very high, living in the tryhard ‘s paradise
we don’t eat, we play all night, living in the tryhard ‘s paradise
look at this stupid twelvie, they got me playin’
i can’t fight a normal fight, i’m too good for these skids
so i gotta win fast with my rush kit
too much straight computer gaming gave me blurred vision
i’m a pvp god with hacked clients on my mind
i mean… no! i’m legit. screen share me anytime
i’m a pimped out gamer got nothing but razor
and my parents are rich! i’m a pay to win player, n00b
bans ain’t nothing but a gcheat away
my alt accounts protect me, from judgment day
i’m number three now, but will i live to see number one
are you kiddin? i’m second to none!
tell me why can’t we just pvp
in a world as good as gods like me
been wasting most our lives, living in the tryhard’s paradise
we rarely go outside, living in the tryhard ‘s paradise
our elos very high, living in the tryhard ‘s paradise
we don’t eat, we play all night, living in the tryhard ‘s paradise
wake up in the mornin, play until the evenin
even k!lled a hacker, guess that now we’re even
everybody’s running, and i’m the one that’s chasin
what’s going on with the server, it’s probly just a lag spike
the mod told me shut up, but the server’s getting ddosed
if they can’t understand it, how can i help em
i guess they can’t, i guess they won’t
i guess it’s done, that is the end of my favorite server… oh oh wait, it’s back up
been wasting most our lives, living in the tryhard’s paradise
we rarely go outside, living in the tryhard ‘s paradise
our elos very high, living in the tryhard ‘s paradise
we don’t eat, we play all night, living in the tryhard ‘s paradise
tell me why can’t we just pvp
in a world as good as gods like me
tell me why can’t we just pvp
in a world as good as gods like me
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