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theycallmejeff – locating nemo lyrics

[intro]
(what the f+ck do you mean it’s not funny enough, jeff?)
(jeff, what the f+ck are you doing?)

[verse 1]
it is young jeffrey (yeah), not talkin’ epstein (yeah)
question mark attire, i still rock s jeans
weed and whiskey my muhf+ckin’ besties (i love them)
lovely swallow drink, n+gga that’s nestea
testing, sound check, loud like stab teams (uh+huh)
step to the fun just like a muhf+ckin’ chest beam (yeah yeah)
rock the f+ck out, n+gga feel like presley
bring myself up to the waitress, check please
some of my friends, we just hang like testes
cuts one’s a pearl fake, came off etsy
all black, hop through the muhf+ckin’ desk screen
sick, better drip than my muhf+ckin’ wet dream
left wing n+gga, get social on the party
got a bag and b+tches screamin’ let’s get naughty
pray it on black, i’m venom, tom hardy
prolly die lit like playboi carti (r.i.p)
[chorus]
peesh, human free to walk me away, see me (okay, okay)
i was at the bar, clownin’ like a f+ckin’ fishy (okay, okay)
i’m drunk as f+ck, can you please come and get me? (yeah)
i done spent all my cash, and i cannot get a jimmy (no)
peesh, human free to walk me away, see me (i’m lost, i’m lost)
i was at the bar, clownin’ like a f+ckin’ fishy (i’m soft, i’m soft)
i’m drunk as f+ck, can you please come and get me? (oh god, oh god)
i done spent all my cash, and now i cannot get a jimmy (uh+huh)

[verse 2]
walk in this b+tch, and i’m lit like a spliff (yeah)
and i drip like a fish (yeah), n+gga you get the gist (yeah, yeah)
and i’m twisted like riches, but not talkin’ wrist
tear it, no beth, if you did it for them (no)
n+ggas want damage, i’m steamin’ offa this (yeah)
i don’t even got the part, think i might need a b+tch (need a b+tch)
b+tch f+cked up, oh lord, just crisp
b+tch on the monster pack, thunder didn’t miss (woo)
ooh godd+mn, n+gga blow that cigar (woo hoo)
godd+mn, n+gga, i done drank up the bar (the bar)
i just found out who my real friends are
who the f+ck let me by in a willingness car? (what the f+ck?)
flexed off ounce, took off to mars (mm+hm)
sippin’ these shots, i’m way off par (oh no)
don’t f+ckin’ do this, ain’t dance with the stars
n+gga get stomped on like pixar (uh+huh)
wake up next day, like whoa, what happened? (what the f+ck?)
like i’m in a movie with zach galifianakis (uh+huh)
blood, sweat, and tears all up on my f+ckin’ mattress (oh sh+t, godd+mn)
bottles everywhere, on some mothaf+ckin’ fresh sh+t (party)
crazy with this sh+t, n+gga i be goin’ batsh+t (uh+huh)
but i’m still full, i don’t know if i’ll pack it (uhh)
1975, n+gga i be way out (way out)
send me to the moon like the bear in the big, blue house (yeah)
i just found an ounce on the back of my couch (yes)
say, what a zip, it might be a coin pouch (yes)
b+tch, call me koffing, i be puffin’ out clouds
feelin’ too good, it’s so hard to frown (yeah)
n+gga piped up, might jump in the crowd (yeah)
catch the rotation like i’m really goin’ ’round
catch ’em livin’ like castle and hound
keep a lotta o, not to hurt her house (alright)
[chorus]
peesh, human free to walk me away, see me (yay)
i was at the bar, clownin’ like a f+ckin’ fishy (mm+hm, mm+hm)
i’m drunk as f+ck, can you please come and get me? (of course)
i done spent all my cash, and i cannot get a jimmy (no)
peesh, human free to walk me away, see me (yeah)
i was at the bar, clownin’ like a f+ckin’ fishy (yeah)
i’m drunk as f+ck, can you please come and get me? (yeah)
i done spent all my cash, and now i cannot get a jimmy (yeah)

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