thurl ravenscroft – you’re a mean one, mr. grinch lyrics
[verse 1]
you’re a mean one, mr. grinch
you really are a heel
you’re as cuddly as a cactus
you’re as charming as an eel, mr. grinch
you’re a bad banana
with a greasy black peel
[verse 2]
you’re a monster, mr. grinch
your heart’s an empty hole
your brain is full of spiders
you’ve got garlic in your soul, mr. grinch
i wouldn’t touch you
with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
[verse 3]
you’re a vile one, mr. grinch
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile, mr. grinch
given the choice between the two of you
i’d take the seasick crocodile
[verse 4]
you’re a foul one, mr. grinch
you’re a nasty, wasty skunk
your heart is full of unwashed socks
your soul is full of gunk, mr. grinch
the three words that best describe you
are as follows, and i quote:
“stink. stank. stunk.”
[verse 5]
you’re a rotter, mr. grinch
you’re the king of sinful sots
your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
with moldy purple spots, mr. grinch
your soul is an appalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful -ssortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable
mangled up in tangled-up knots
[verse 6]
you nauseate me, mr. grinch
with a nauseous super-naus
you’re a crooked, jerky jockey
and you drive a crooked hoss, mr. grinch
you’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
with -rs-nic sauce
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