tim hawkins – colonoscopy lyrics
you have some lovely children and a lovely wife
you have a lovely bank account and had a healthy life
but you do knew this day was coming
it was always meant to be
your doctor says it time to have a colonoscopy
chorus:
oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure as everyone can see
your number’s up, it’s time to take one for the team
it’s right there on the schedule
colonoscopy
there is a preparation that you should know about
you’ll have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out
they’ll take a certain instrument to take a look inside
and honestly i’ll tell you it can be a b-mpy ride
chorus:
oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease
stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze
you can’t get away from
colonoscopy
it’s not a lot of pleasure, it’s not a lot of fun
but now you’re turning 40 so you know it must be done
it’s not an ordinary, typical exam
you lay down on a table and then “thank you ma’am”
oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure i’m sure you will agree
never underestimate how thorough they will be
it’s time to take your medicine
colonoscopy
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