tism – bishop = handjob lyrics
[verse 1]
march the 17th, i gotta wear green
june the 10th, i gotta love the queen
buck’s night, gotta be one of the blokes
april the 1st, i gotta play practical jokes
[verse 2]
christmas day, i gotta be nice to all others
february 14th, i gotta have a secret lover
on new year’s eve, i gotta rage
on my 30th birthday, gotta lie about my age
[chorus]
i’m not a shining wit, i’m a whining sh-t
[verse 3]
september the 1st, i gotta love my father
may the 12th, i gotta love my mother
first tuesday in november, gotta go to the cup
last sat-rday in september, i gotta throw up
[chorus]
i’m not a shining wit, i’m a whining sh-t
i’m not a shining wit, i’m a whining sh-t
[verse 4]
at the moment of conception, gotta follow the norm
gonna be like everybody else from the day that i was born
gonna live my life by the calendar on the fridge
gonna die the day that i pay up my mortgage
[bridge]
life’s a piece of sh-t, woah, woah, woah
open a vein and split, woah, woah, woah
life’s a piece of sh-t, woah, woah, woah
gotta step in it, woah, woah, woah
[chorus]
not a shining wit, woah, i’m a whining sh-t, yeah
not a shining wit, woah, i’m a whining sh-t
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