tobuscus – safety torch lyrics
[tobuscus]
look at little tim tim, sleeping so soundly
wake up timmy, what if there’s a monster?!
don’t be scared, timmy, or he’ll eat you
monsters smell fear
lucky for you
i got a
safety torch!
put it on your porch, make a
safety porch!
put it in the hallway
safety torch!
scare the monsters away
safety torch!
that’ll be 50 bucks
[tim tim]
but my house is on fire
[tobuscus]
shh…
tim tim, things are looking grim, grim
but lucky for you, you
i have come with a solution!
it’s your lucky day!
safety water!
put it in a bucket
safety water!
pour it on the fire!
safety water!
maybe make a bubble bath
safety water!
first one’s on the house
[tim tim]
ha, ha, ha. i see what you did there. first one’s on the house
[tobuscus]
ha, ha, ha, yeah. just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those…
[tim tim]
what?
[tobuscus]
plus all the safety torches…
[tim tim]
no!
[tobuscus]
that’s like… probably… let’s just call it, like, 500 bucks
[tim tim]
i don’t have 500 bucks!
[tobuscus]
oh, that’s fine! i’ll bill your parents
[tim tim]
no!
[tobuscus]
thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. have a good night
[tim tim]
my parents are gonna k!ll me
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