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tom green – the bum bum song lyrics

my b-m is on the rail
b-m is on the rail
look at me
my b-m is on the rail!

my b-m is on the man
b-m is on the man
it’s a lot of fun to put your b-m on a man!

my b-m is on the step
b-m is on the step
don’t fall down the step, you might hurt your b-m!
(insane laughter)

and that’s not very fun
if you fall down and hurt your b-m
i like to put my b-m on things
it’s fun for everyone

my b-m is on the cheese
b-m is on the cheese
if i get lucky i’ll get a disease!

my b-m is on the swedish! swedish!
swedish, swedish
my b-m is on the gum
my b-m is on the gum
i can blow a bubble with my b-m b-m b-m!

my b-m is on the ship
the battleship
i hope they don’t shoot the cannon in my b-m
i’d shoot poo all over the place!
poo poo!!

cause that isn’t very fun
when they shoot a cannon in your b-m
i like to put my b-m on things
it’s fun for everyone

my b-m is on the dog
my b-m is on the cat
my b-m is on the phone
my b-m is all alone…

the rail is all alone
the man is all alone
the swedish is all alone
my b-m is all alone….

1, 2, 3, 4
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
get the poo off my b-m!
i need the poo off the b-m!
i’ve got to get the p–poo off my b-m
i want to hear the cannon! (loon in the background)
no, let me hear the cannon! (loon in the background)
no no no, no, not the loon!
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
my b-m is all alone
i wanna hear the cannon!
i wanna hear the cannon!
i wanna hear the cannon not the loon!
(cannon explodes)
yeah! the cannon!
now get the poo off my b-m!
i want the poo-poo off my b-m b-m…
…can i hear the loon again, too…?

- tom green lyrics

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