toy dolls – pot belly bill lyrics
the gas supply has been cut off, the tele’s on the blink
billy stinks, he drinks & spews up in the kitchen sink
he’s sick of his bleedin’ life, & he’s gonna smack the wife in the jaw
billy mrs cleans and scrubs while billy’s down the boozer
but she’s had a belly full now billy’s gonna lose her
she’s in her dressing gown, billy’s breaking down the bedroom door
[chorus:]
pot… pot belly bill: a big fat dirty lout
a pig & a layabout
pot… pot belly bill: a fowl gob that’s never shut
a fat slob with a beer gut.
pot pot pot belly bill
he’s such a hog at tea time, he shovels down his grub
he burps & makes rude noises, then he nicks off down the pub
between you & me, & billy’s mrs will agree, he’s a swine
[chorus]…
[guitar bit]
it’s closing time at the local, & he stumbles out the bar
the drunken lump forgets to switch the lights on in his car
but billy is a darer, he did not see the sierra round the bend.
1/2 an hour latter billy’s hospitalised, “tell the wife to bring some cans in
with the grapes” he cries.
but she’s seen the light, she said “serve the fat slob right, i hope he dies”
[chorus]
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