tweedy bird loc – street jokes lyrics
+ hahaha!
+ yo’ mama got two ways like, this and that
+ hahahaha, ahhh hahaha!
+ yo’ mama so fat when she walk her booty clap
+ hahahaha! ahh hahahaha!
+ yo’ mama got one leg they call her aileen!
+ yo! aileen, d+mn!
+ yo’ daddy so black they shot at him and pulled his k back at some flashlight
+ hahahaaha
+ yo’ mama saw you she’s a g+ngb+ngin’ dinosaur
+ hey!
+ yo’ mama so dumb she saw a sign say “dip here” she ran on and got some potato chips
+ yo’ mama’s old she fart dust!
+ hahaha!
+ 4 clips’ shoes so tight they look like tacos!
+ hahaha!
+ yo’ mama look like a snail with a finger wave, n+gga
+ yo’ mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!
+ yo’ mama so blacc she got ticcets for tinted windows on a motorcycle!
+ hahaha, cuz!
+ yo’ mama so tall+yo daddy so tall he did a baccflip and died
+ yo’ mama so big she drive a bus with handlebars
+ hahahaha! d+mn!
+ yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress all the kids run around her sayin’ “hey, kool+aid”!
+ haha!
+ yo’ mama so stupid shе gave birth to you!
+ ahahaha!
+ yo’ mama so dumb, fucc it…
+ the fucc did yo’ mama toss?
+ ahahahaha!
+ yo’ mama so+yo mama so dumb she thought [?] was a sandwich
+ oh no! hеy!
+ yo’ mama so dumb when god was passin’ out braids, she thought he said “trains” so she said “gimme a slow”…
+ hahaha what?
+ yo’ mama’s a fat biatch!
+ hahaha!
+ fashion boulevard, fast boulevard!
+ yo’ mama stank, yo mama stank
+ yo’ house so little you literally drop a face tie? while [?] on the wall carpeted
+ yo’ mama so fat when she on the run she ball up and roll down the street
+ yo’ mama house look like you walkin’ in everybody!
+ haha!
+ yo’ mama teef+yo’ mama teef so white she look like she be chewin’ powdered donuts!
+ yo’ mama yo+yo’ mama so bald she roll her hair in rice
+ haha
+ yo’ mama so skinny she can dive through a needle hole with her arms wide open
+ ahahaha!
+ yo’ mama so skinny she swallowin’ a bb and thought she was 9 months pregnant
+ yo’ mama hair so long she roll her hair with beer cans!
+ ahahaha!
+ her nose went to the…!
+ your mama got cancer!
+ yo’ daddy’s+yo’ daddy’s so thick he can’t read newspapers at daytime ’cause he would burn that mothaf+cka up!
+ ahahaha!
+ all that fat lady…
+ spokesman!
+ mothaf+cka, x+rays, mothaf+cka!
+ yo’ mama and daddy went half old age!
+ f+ckin’ hypertentious…
+ ahaha!
+ yo’ mama ain’t got no+yo’ mama ain’t got no arms talkin’ ’bout some [?], n+gga
+ tested positive!
+ haha positive!
+ yo’ mama tested positive!
+ ahahaha!
+ hey hey why did ronald mcdonald died ay ay?
+ why?
+ ’cause he believed in magic!
+ ahahahaha!
+ yo’ mama got one arm and swim in circles!
+ ahahaha hey!
+ yo’ mama so dumb she took the donut bacc ’cause it had a hole in the middle, n+gga
+ yo’ mama so dumb she thought donuts on ’em… uhhh!
+ ahaha!
+ yo’ mama so dumb she went over and had a donut truck and k!lled two daddies!
+ she bit off donuts off the curb!
+ ahaha!
+ yo’ mama so dumb she thought cheerios and donuts sinks!
+ ahahaha!
+ yo’ mama+yo’ mama, n+gga!
+ yo’ mama so old she knew cap’n crunch when she a cub scout
+ no dog, she knew big bear when she was a cub!
+ god d+mn…
+ yo’ mama so old she knew big bear when she was a stopwatch!
+ yo’ mama so old she knew king tut when he was a prince!
+ yo’ mama so old+yo’ mama so old she knew the beatles when they was cocoons!
+ yo’ mama so fat she jumped on a quarter and squeezed the boogers outta george washington’s nose
+ uhh…
+ yo’ mama so fat she sellin’ a dollar and made for a quarter
+ hey yo’ mama so big she got one of her pants on the driveway
+ d+mn! hahaha!
+ yo’ mama so fat she smacced the project on her feet and made some air join down
+ yo’ mama so fat she wear clive sales for sandals!
+ hahaha!
+ yo’ mama so fat she put on a red dress like a bow+legged fire agent
+ yo’ mama don’t have dreams, she have movies, n+gga
+ d+mn!
+ yo’ mama so old she dreams re+runs!
+ yo’ mama so old…
+ yo’ mama don’t take pictures, she take billboards!
+ hahahaha!
+ yo’ mama so hey, yo mama so fat she wear, microwave for a big book
+ hahaha!
+ yo’ mama so old jesus was in her yearbook and they were friends…
+ ahahahaha!
+ yo’ mama so [?] she played wide receiver for the rams
+ yo’ mama so+hey, yo’ mama so fat+yo’ mama so fat, look, yo’ mama so fat she need queen+sized mattresses when she pee
+ ahahaha ohhh!
+ what did michael jaccson said when bubble was succin’ his dicc?
+ what?
+ hoo hoo hoo hoo!
+ buggin’…
+ bullsh+t!
+ that’s buggin’ y’all!
+ ahahaha of course you buggin’!
+ shut the fucc up! yeah
+ alright, no clips!
+ ahahahaha!
+ sh+t, there we got no clips, no clips is swallowed up!
+ whaaaat? hahaha!
+ oh n+gga, yo’ mama so ugly she went in a haunted house and came out with an application
+ ahhahaaa!
+ no! nope! get the f+ck outta here…
+ hey n+gga buggin’ like [?]…!
+ keep her two+faced…!
+ ahahaha!
+ you look like you was in a hammer fight and lost!
+ oh sh+t…!
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