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twiztid – murder city christmas lyrics

[intro]
christmas (ho ho ho)
a murder city christmas (west side, east side)

[verse 1]
[monoxide child]
on the east side where we ride or die
blowin’ green trees underneath christmas lights
got the sweet leaf passin’ when the time is right
i’ma k!ll a motherf+cker tonight ([jamie madrox] sounds tight)
[violent j]
on the west side, santa smokes pcp
wrecked his sleigh and got stuck in a tree
crackheads climbed up and robbed his ass
b+tt naked, found him in the dumpster trash
[jamie madrox]
on the east side, we keepin’ it red and green
smokin’ on a fatty while trimmin’ the christmas tree
ain’t n0body on the streets because it’s too cold
in the murder city, blood turns to red icicles
[sh+ggy 2 dope]
on the west side, it’s more coal than presents
handed out to the kids by zug island representatives
on christmas eve, a black+ass snow
the only white powder you see is bagged and sold
[chorus]
christmas (ho ho ho)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (west side, east side)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (ho ho ho)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (west side, east side)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas

[interlude: sh+ggy 2 dope]
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
the holidays are a time of giving and receiving!
give me some money
so i can receive me a warm bottle of hooch

[verse 2]
[violent j]
on the west side, people got kids to feed
mom’s a hooker, and i’m sellin’ brown weed
suicide rates rise, everybody needs money
so frosty’s cute+ass jokes ain’t funny
[monoxide child]
on the east side, we like to go out west
grab sh+ggy and j and start k!llin’ ’til the sun set
not fun yet? gimme a sec
i gotta throwaway tech for the special event
[sh+ggy 2 dope]
on the west side, we throw up our sets
f+ck a resolution, we set up new year’s bomb threats
hood rat hoes, with mistletoe over cameltoes
another zombie froze every time the wind blows
[jamie madrox]
on the east side, my pockets are straight lint
so i stoled like a thief ’cause my money was like spent
got a wreath on my door and an eviction notice stapled in the center
how could the holidays get any better?
[chorus]
christmas (ho ho ho)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (west side, east side)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (ho ho ho)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (west side, east side)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas

[interlude: sh+ggy 2 dope]
excuse me, lady! ho, ho!
but i happened to notice your purse!
could i have some cheerful holiday loot, b+tch?
please! ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

[verse 3]
[violent j]
on the west side, rudolph’s red light nose
means cheap+ass s+x from his strung+out hoes
their toes are frozen, all in the streets
with shiverin’ t++th, still nibblin’ meats
[jamie madrox]
on the east side, believe me, i’m not a scrooge
i’m a serial k!ller, tired of wearing some bl++dy snow boots
kinda havin’ to choke my way through the holidays
so i’ma do it right this time and get paid
[sh+ggy 2 dope]
on the west side, we got santa the crackhead
he’ll get you a vcr for a dime bag
he’s fat and old, but here’s the difference
his beard’s gray and nappy, and it smells like p+ss
[monoxide child]
on the east side, if you’re window’s open
just know somebody probably scopin’
you should know that sh+t gets got like everyday
even ’round christmas time, we don’t play
[chorus]
christmas (ho ho ho)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (west side, east side)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (ho ho ho)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (west side, east side)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas

[interlude: sh+ggy 2 dope]
happy christmas, folks! ho, ho, ho!
hey, hey, little boy!
come here and give old saint nick a bite of that whopper
you greedy little b+tch!

[chorus]
christmas (ho ho ho)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (west side, east side)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (ho ho ho)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas (west side, east side)
it’s a murder, a murder city christmas

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