twiztid – u ain’t never heard of santa lyrics
[skit: big stank & lil poot]
alright, so let me get this right, you say it’s a motherf+cker who come to your house…
to your m+th+f+ckin’ house
and he ain’t be trying to rob you?
ah h+ll no, that’s santa dawg, you ain’t ever heard of santa?
nuh uh
santa claus, saint nick?
nah
kris kringle?
man nah!
you ain’t ever heard of kris kringle?
man h+ll nah!!
look (what?) he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain’t got no chimney, so he just come in the back door, he may have to kick it in though, depending in what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they sh+t
who?
you know like kwee+kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swingin the herb+
fool, i know who that is, who you talking about kicking in some doors?
santa, santa claus!…ho ho ho everybody’s jolly
oh, you mean the motherf+cker who be ringing the bell down in front of church’s chicken
something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it’s like religious thing, or something
man, you acting like a sucker believing in that fictitious bullsh+t!
man, i don’t even like fish! so, look!
what?
he’s looking at his list
right
he’s checking it twice
right, right
and he gonna know who naughty or nice
man, h+ll nah, so what you saying, this motherf+cker work for the fbi? he got a list? what kind of list?
i mean, it’s kinda like that, it ain’t really a list like that, i mean it’s christmas list you know like gifts and stuff. remember when you was wantin’ that sp+ce invaders for the 5200 back in ’86? (yeah)
and then n0body got it for you? (uh huh)
cause you wasn’t right, santa was like “f+ck that, i ain’t bringing him sh+t, i’ma gonna bring my homie lil poot everythang”
well f+ck santa, and f+ck you
hey man f+ck you man, you don’t be dissing no santa claus, dawg
i don’t be believing in that sh+t, that sh+t ain’t even real, man you acting like a
little sucker believing in some old santa claus sh+t
man, santa for life fool
does anybody wanna rock ‘n roll man?
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