$waggot – masturbate lyrics
[verse 1]
what do i want with you
when i can have my cake and eat it too?
i’ve got my 3ds, my wii u
internet from the safety of my room
you’re just a fleshjack
with a heartbeat
that needs to be fed and watered
with a subscription fee
[verse 2]
i can get my rocks off
with my socks off for free
all it costs me is money
and that’s temporary
super mario will never
leave me like a real boy
plus i get in trouble when i
play with those like a play toy
[verse 3]
i play coy when i destroy
the plastic parts that employ
the sweat shops but
i don’t wanna be a k!lljoy
i could wine and dine and 69
or just download grindr
but why even bother?
i’ve got xtube and a recliner
[hook]
i’d rather m-st-rbate
i’d rather m-st-rbate
i’d rather just jack off
i’d rather m-st-rbate
[verse 4]
oh hi, sir, you’re high sir?
you wanna take me for a ride, sir?
my ride or dies all died so
i’m ent-tled to my
delusions are k!ller
rap game abby lee miller
everyone’s replaceable
and you’re just filler
[bridge]
no pokemon to catch
in this episode
so just shoot your load
like a machine gun, bro
like you’re a child soldier
a guitar hero
you’re my guitar hero
you’re my guitar hero
[hook]
[outro]
i’d rather just jack off
by myself
in my bedroom
once again
and again
and again
and again
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