“weird al” yankovic – you’re pitiful lyrics
[intro]
my life is brilliant…
what, was i too early? i’m sorry
should i… do you wanna start over? or keep going?
okay, now? now?
[verse 1]
my life is brilliant
your life’s a joke
you’re just pathetic
you’re always broke
your homemade star trek uniform
really ain’t impressin’ me
you’re sufferin’ from delusions of
adequacy
[chorus]
you’re pitiful
you’re pitiful
you’re pitiful, it’s true
never had a date
that you couldn’t inflate
and you smell repulsive, too
what a bummer being you
[verse 2]
well, you just can’t dance
and forget romance
everybody you know still calls ya
“farty pants”
but you’ll always have a job, well, i mean
as long as you still can work that slurpee machine
[chorus]
you’re pitiful
you’re pitiful
you’re pitiful, it’s true
you’re half undressed
eatin’ chips off your chest
while you’re playin’ halo 2
no one’s cl-ssier than you
[bridge]
la la la la
la la la la
la la la la… loser
[chorus]
you’re pitiful
you’re pitiful
you’re pitiful, it’s true
your dog would much rather
play fetch by itself
you still live with your mom and you’re 42
[outro]
guess you’ll never grow a clue
well, it just sucks to be you
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