wild man fischer – larry & his guitar lyrics
wmf: [sings] so ya wanna be a rock ‘n roll star, so grab yourself an electric guitar [bangs tunelessly on acoustic guitar], and learn how to play [suddenly stops banging]—you can see i don’t know how to play this guitar, i’m just, y’know [plink plink] i’m just playin’ it y’know . . . i don’t think i’ll ever be able to learn how unless maybe frank zappa teaches me or bob dylan, but they’re always busy, y’know, people like bob dylan and frank zappa, i mean i mean they got too many things to do—i’ll, i’ll learn how eventually, if i can find a teacher who’s, heh, uh, y’know, uh . . . um, who is more—uh, who can under— y’know, who can take on a nervous person, y’know, who c— i mean i think, i think i can learn how to play—i don’t know if he’d be willing to teach me, simply because i, y’know, i keep—i’m very jumpy sometimes, i i i break guitars sometimes, i broke my
cousin’s, i m— i think i broke my cousin’s guitar but i’m not sure . . . uh, i didn’t mean to, i just, heh heh, heh heh . . . y’see the engineer’s gettin’ nervous, the recorder, he’s gettin’ nervous back there, ‘s afraid i’m gonna break this guitar, heh heh [starts plunking on it], huh huh, but uh y’know frank zappa, he ain’t worried about it because if i do break the guitar it just comes out of my paycheque and i pay for the guitar . . . yeah . . . excuse me, i just, i left my shoes out there and i’m barefooted in here, and like, i, y’know, i don’t wanna catch any kind of sickness, y’know, like, i uh don’t wanna die young, i’m a very young man, i’m only twenty-three years old, i’m six-one, i got curly hair, i got brown eyes—i have to admit i’m no j— i don’t look like jim morrison, y’know—i mean every time he gets up on there, y’know he, the girls are crazy, but i don’t think they’re gonna go crazy over me, um, unless they’re, y’know, i mean, i i like girls, believe me i like girls, but i’m not gonna say i’m no jim morrison, i’m not gonna say i’m no john lennon, i’m not gonna say i’m like the monkees neither. [sings] i’m a believer! [bangs guitar] some people say i’d make a pretty musician, but i’ve always argued, i, uh, it’s gonna take me a long time to learn how to play this . . . [starts banging noisily on guitar] how’s it sound? [more banging] you like it? [bang bang bang] i might be a good musician yet! wouldn’t it really surprise you if i played as good as mike bloomfield or eric clapton or, y’know . . . [bang bang] wouldn’t it really surprise you? y’know, i m— anything’s possible, y’know . . . y’know how, y’know what i’m gonna do once i start learning how to play guitar, y’know, i might be able to uh make ’em go up and down and turn it around, y’know, heh heh [plunk plunk] go up, around, ha ha! now i’ll experiment now!
here, here’s a song called “sunshine of your love”—[plunk plunk] “jumpin’ jack flash”—[sings] jumpin’ jack flash! it’s such a gas! [more guitar noises] y’kn— i’m at the beginning stages now, msshh heh heh! [still more guitar w-nking; resumes singing] jumpin’ jack flash, it’s such a gas!! wooo!!! [w-nka w-nka w-nka] this guitar, i hope i don’t break it, it’s only—don’t forget i’m just starting out on a regular everyday guitar, but—one of these days i’ll get one of those big amplifiers, y’know—heh, could you picture me with a big amplifier goin’ [strike up the next number]—
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