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xxxtoyotaprius – dumb and dumber lyrics

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(intro)
y’all already know what the frick is goin’ on
this is what happens when you drop a diss track on xxxtoyotaprius
y’all better watch the frick out

(verse 1)
you won’t shut up about daddy’s money
but your only good quality’s that your dad is funny
i’m attorney number 1, you’re a distant number 2
even in my first year, i scored higher than you
i’ve been the star of mock trial from my very first day
unlike you who took a massive l to roman a
you and rubbie furry are a bunch of pretenders
your rap is like listening to the sound of a blender
bruh you got no rhythm and you got no rhyme
at least my cross doesn’t go four minutes over time
this diss war about to get heated
but i’m the star of the plaintiff and the plaintiff’s undefeated (skrrrt)

(chorus)
i don’t need no features to destroy all of you
triple x prius boutta get that w
i don’t need no features to destroy all of you
imma diss mc swag, get hype for verse 2

(verse 2)
you’re okay at mock trial, for that i’ll give you credit
but your verse was in need of some serious edits
not a single line was in time with the beat
so you better prepare for your impending defeat
of everyone in mock trial, you’re by far the least fun
you’re about as boring as the film 2001
i know you’re not likely to listen to reason
but hannah and karlee carried you through the whole season
you thought you could rap, turns out you weren’t able
you’re the dumbest person at the ap psych table
yeah the ivy league couldn’t handle my swag
but imma win this diss war and secure the bag

(interlude)
watch out emmy, here comes verse 3 (yuh)

(verse 3)
alright your verse was the worst by far
your bars crashed and burned just like you crashed your car
you probably thought that you were straight spittin
but your bars so bad they had to be ghostwritten
only you could ruin an already+bad song
your sat score only three digits long
make fun of my parents cause i’m straight living large?
only reason you’re on a team’s cause your daddy’s in charge
this diss boutta inflict emotional pain
you’re the princ+p+l’s pet, like a slightly dumber blaine
burn through directs like they’re goin out of style
how’s it feel bein the worst emily on mock trial?

(interlude)
alright, it ain’t over yet
i still got two more people to diss
these verses about to be hype
y’all ain’t ready (uhhhh yuh)

(chorus)
i don’t need no features to destroy all of you
triple x prius boutta get that w
i don’t need no features to destroy all of you
triple x prius boutta get that w

(verse 4)
as soon as you started rapping, i instantly muted
hank scored half a point higher than you did
yeah i know africa, why you giving me cr+p?
you probably couldn’t point to mexico on a map
diss me for dressing formal? alright, old sport
at least i didn’t wear corduroys to court
you and rubbie furry talk an awful lot of cr+p
watch it, or i’ll tell your mom you listen to rap
you say i wanna be rubby
but your rap name is gubby
you say i wanna be rubby
but you call yourself gubby
after this diss you’ll say “dang that hurted”
you idolize robby and you should be disconcerted
you’re an f tier rapper tryna get to tier d
so it’d prolly be more helpful if you idolized me
diss me for dating sarah? least she bought me flowers
whereas your fling with serena lasted like six hours
you think you’re the greatest, lemme say it again
gubby, you ain’t even the best johannesen

(chorus)
i don’t need no features to destroy all of you
triple x prius boutta get that w
now it’s time for the main event
call me john wilkes booth cause imma k!ll the president

(verse 5)
triple x prius boutta bring the heat
unlike you i actually can make my own beats
talkin bout my gpa and tryna diss me?
sounds like somebody’s just mad that theirs starts with a 3
in every single subject you’re just laughably bad
you’re the worst physics lab partner i ever had
and i had michael andres, so i don’t say that lightly
but i remember i did all the work for you fortnightly
speaking of fortnite, i ain’t playin no games
each and every one of y’all’s incredibly lame
diss me for my class rank, yeah that musta been fun
but remind me, which one of you clowns is number one?
you’re just a wannabe, i run this school
don’t you know speeding doesn’t make you cool?
you’re so desperate for approval in social situations
that you’ve resorted to committing countless traffic violations
i wrote all the good bars in my pa states verse
if you’re the ocean, then i’m the whole frickin universe
call me out for hearsay, ok, what’s the rule number?
that’s right, just like finals, you don’t remember
triple x prius comin in for the k!ll
remember when you got your b+tt kicked by riley wills?
make a prequel reference? so touching, i cried
but if i recall correctly, palpatine died

(outro)
alright, frick all of you
don’t y’all even try to retaliate, you know what’s up
prius out

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