young laser crew – freaks and geeks lyrics
alright now ylc, we on the grind – to scratch an itch we spit some rhymes
it’s surreal that we shine – feel free to stare, we do not mind
concrete we put you through, and we call that a demotion
c-mmin’ all over the place, you can call that your “hand lotion.”
yea gambino made it work – i’m not tryin’ to be better
but if he is a wetsuit, know i can make you wetter
yea these girls be actin’ crazy when i’m hittin’ on their spot —
best believe it’s for the night, their next boyfriend i am not
i will never tie the knot – i’m not tryin’ to get married
yea a band on my finger’s not a weight i want to carry
when all my friends have ball and chains i still be smashin’ dimes
p-rn stars crashin’ at the crib that i paid for with my rhymes
never ask for permission, rather ask for forgiveness –
got a test in the morning, f-ck it who wants one more guinness?
i must harness the magic – call me tracy mcgrady
‘cuz behind closed doors you act much less like a lady
cat and mouse? tom and jerry, but i put you into ‘l-ssie’
seeing you on all fours, you have never looked so cl-ssy
bodies moving back and forth – in the mirror i can see us;
the reflection is not me – like a dude in a prius
ok i’m talkin’ ’bout me smashin’ girls – game like jordan
if the world were a jail, then i would be the warden
while you’re stuck inside your cell, i feel a little sorry
‘cuz i’m back at your house feeding your wife my calamari
let’s pretend that it’s christmas – yes sir you can ‘deck the halls.’
oh wait, what i meant to say was “playa you can l!ck my b-lls.”
i am done putting up with all these lame–ss c-cks
funny thing is that their girls are all feelin’ on my jock
’twas ‘troy from community’ who wrote the f-ckin’ ‘riginal
this is number two — you can call it a “provisional.”
no, i’m not the best, but i know i’m not the worst
when it comes to writin’ rhymes, like this song, i am ‘well-versed.’
yea gambeasy’s “just a rapper,” and i’m more of the same
it’s capeasy for all you lames who don’t yet know my name
i added “easy” to my name ‘cuz it has always been that
everybody want a piece – should just call me ‘kit-kat.’
if you want to know the “real me” don’t ask for my number –
you would have a better shot just looking at my ‘tumblr.’
if you’re wonderin’ ’bout girls i like, they’re all well-cultured
sadly i am picky – i don’t give a f-ck what y’all heard
i know you want some more, alright, i’ll lay another verse down…
bet you dudes will steal this sh-t – don’t put your f-ckin’ purse down…
some go crazy but, writing helps me to relax though;
it gets me more biddies than a mothaf-ckin’ “lax bro
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