your favorite martian – damn i’m ugly lyrics
[intro: puff+puff humbert]
yes i’m ugly, i don’t let it bug me
oversized head with a face like gumby
body like play+doh
i don’t feel ashamed though
i don’t give a d+mn cause i still got game though
(woo!)
[verse 1: puff+puff humbert]
i, i ain’t never really been (ok)
classically beautiful
i, (that’s right) i was a hideous kid (aw, aw, aw)
looking all unusual
i, i had an ugly ass mom (yeah!)
and i couldn’t keep company (aw)
even my imaginary girl, wouldn’t hook up with me (come on!)
man, i was looking like somebody went and put medusa in a microwave with darth sidious (ugh!)
then i started working out and became a chippendale (woo!)
i’m just playing, i’m still hideous (ha!)
i can’t strip cause’ i’m not allowed
i couldn’t be a stripper at the waffle house (doh!)
they say i’d look good in a circus show
i wouldn’t look good in a burqa bro!
[chorus: puff+puff humbert, billy marchiafava]
yes i’m ugly, i don’t let it bug me
oversized head with a face like gumby
body like play+doh
i don’t feel ashamed though
i don’t give a d+mn cause i still got game though
yes i’m ugly, i don’t let it bug me
oversized head with a face like gumby
body like play+doh
i don’t feel ashamed though
i don’t give a d+mn cause i still got game though
[verse 2: billy marchiafava]
(okay, plllllll+ah!)
okay, it was like this, i promise i’ll be quick (yeah)
i could be your everything, but let me make a list (uh+huh)
i’m ugly as sh+t! yeah, i look homeless (yep, whatever)
my clothes don’t fit, i’m a human trash bin
“you ain’t the type of man i like.”
i said, “what you mean?”
she said, “no, i don’t really like guys who got low self+esteem”
wait, let me run that back
look, i made a mill off the internet!
they call me mr. independant, labels are sick of him (it’s billy!)
(woo!)
and i got so many fans, i can’t even leave the house without seeing them! (bars)
i might be ugly, but i’m still the man (yeah!)
i might be ugly, but ugly to brand
“oh! what’s your name again?”
don’t worry ’bout it, get you another man
[chorus: puff+puff humbert, billy marchiafava]
yes i’m ugly, i don’t let it bug me
oversized head with a face like gumby
body like play+doh
i don’t feel ashamed though
i don’t give a d+mn cause i still got game though
yes i’m ugly, i don’t let it bug me
oversized head with a face like gumby
body like play+doh
i don’t feel ashamed though
i don’t give a d+mn cause i still got
wait a minute, let me ask you
[bridge: puff+puff humbert]
what do i do? (ha ha)
when my face is a wreck (it’s true!)
and everybody keeps saying
i’m related to shrek (yeah, yeah, yeah)
but the people respect me, cause i’m not a cliche (not me!)
and when i roll into the party, everyone’s like, hey!
[verse 3: billy marchiafava, puff+puff humbert]
that’s right, feeling like i’m in my zone (tell ’em)
had to get two phones, cause i’m just too well known
(yeah, yeah!)
started from the bottom where the grasses grow
yeah, i ain’t gonna stop till the casket comes
i’m just a pizza guy, really about my dough
just trust me, i just jump on the track and get it jumpin’ i dude
a+ what the h+ll are you talking about?
oh i’m sorry, i+i got a little carried away
[chorus: both, puff+puff humbert, billy marchiafava]
yes i’m ugly!
i don’t let it bug me
i don’t wanna be cute!
that’s right i’m ugly!
i don’t let it bug me
i won’t even dispute!
the fact that i’m ugly!
i don’t let it bug me
i don’t feel ashamed!
[outro: both]
i don’t give a d+mn
cause i still got game
Random Lyrics
- nalyssa green – let them eat cake lyrics
- ilyvortex – inside the mind of me (full version) lyrics
- kobna holdbrook-smith & baker mukasa – the hunter lyrics
- josué neves – nonsense lyrics
- b3ric – guillotine glare lyrics
- yekke – pa key miay lyrics
- laptop funeral – love notes lyrics
- strippers union – damn hallelujah lyrics
- awol (nerd) – crooked alignment lyrics
- tedua – intro la divina commedia lyrics