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yun head – alphabet song lyrics

[yun head]
i just went to a target and bought the alphabet song
if i were to count my money it would take a long time
i went to a kindergarten and had a fun time
this girl said hi to me and said
how was your day man i just stubbed my toe
i want to go to another country and play a board game
my day was so boring i went on crunchyroll
i hate kids man i hope they stop crying
i just watched evangelion i’m gonna think about my life for a second hold on
i just listened to justin bieber i said baby
i’m on a discord call with maniya and bible at the same time
i’m on a discord server with 1.5k members that’s crazy
(baby baby)
stop talking about your dog because i don’t care
the reason why i don’t care is because i don’t have a dog
girl, you built like a pineapple pizza
girl, i just ate a pineapple pizza
i just watched dr. stone that show was clever
that boy asked me for money i said never
that boy turned feminine that’s a gender bender
i just recommended that boy into the lgbtq community
bruh that boy just got accepted into the lgbtq community
girl are you a truck because i want you to run over m
i feel your heartbeat to the beat of the drums
i just sang that song by kesha because i want to d
i just went to the men’s bathroom and i saw a woman
i just saw a woman play basketball
i just watched death note that guy is a novelist

[mol$]
i just hacked into some b+tches runescape account
my homie just got charged for murder on 3 counts
i just ate some chicken tenders and now i’m f+ckin bloated
don’t pull up b+tch my ar is loaded
now i just punched a hoe like my name is f+ckin saitama
cuddle over the counter now she has some drama
the government tried to ban me from f+ckin soundcloud
they said if i post any more garbage they were gonna kick my ass out
7 dollars in my bank account i turn that sh+t into a million
the amount of f+cks i give is like negative billion
i just got 103 tier subs on twitch
i just took your girl and i turn her to my b+tch
bruh i’m feeling like erwin cuz i’m just gonna f+ckin k!ll myself
b+tch called my daddy cuz i’m grabbing the f+ckin belt
grabbin’ my ak and sending you straight to h+ll
i just gave a 5+year+old kid a f+ckin l
dumbass b+tch never even learned to spell
i just saved a razer blade and now i’m in the er
k!lled my own sister when she gave me cpr
my sisters dead
shes dead shes dead (brrrrrrrrpapapapapapakakakakaka)

[redboy]
i don’t like ping pong i’d rather just shoot you
this big ar just connected to the bluetooth
now i shot the tv i was just trynna watch a youtube video
then i uploaded it as a youtube video
my t++th got diamonds your sh+t look like cobblestone
i ding dong ditched this b+tch and she wasn’t even home
yun head’s name is…
wait wait wait woah
i just had s+x with the bee on the cheerios cereal box
have you ever heard of a cd? (yeah i mean of course)
yeah, see deez nuts
i f+cked the b+tt out of a b+tch she like the b+tt of a double stuffed oreo
i ordered a white b+tch off amazon so we could watch victorious together
then i k!lled her cuz she a scorpio we won’t work together
twerk team, i’m twerkin’

[zzzcupiditatem]
my p+n+s look like a casio keyboard
i dont wanna kiss that dude cause i think that he bored
ducks cant hold their r+ct+ms to keep them from p++pin
lil b+tch can you please close the door cant you see that im p++pin
i might go buy a fake diamond necklace for a 150,000
i have a 150,000 cause i commit tax fraud
you really shouldnt commit tax fraud cause it hurts the economy
if youre in highschool then please take a class about the economy
i was baptised in orange fanta
orange fanta was made in n+z+ germany
was i baptised in n+z+ germany?
i use beanbags to make it look like i have a bigger p+n+s!

[reptilelegit]
i just woke up and now i’m taking a sh+t
i used my moms credit card now she’s throwing a fit
i work at mcdonalds (why) cause i’m awesome at rapping
i have a really big d+ck and i’m not even capping
speaking of caps, i like them cause they make my head warm
my favorite food is sushi and i also like corn
netflix is expensive, so i only buy hulu
i really like gorillas cause they throw their poo poo
i wish i was a gorilla so i can throw my doo doo
every time i listen to x, i cry
i really dont like my ex and i hope she dies

[wonder]
i just went to the kitchen and i saw paula deen!
this fat dude at the crib eating ice and refried beans!
my grandpa murdered a man when he was in world war 3!
i just ate copious amounts of orbeez!
i couldn’t help it they look f+cking delicous
god d+mn i ate a f+cking mcchicken, that chicken probably had a family and a girlfriend
i just introduced the b+tches to my f+cking ugly broke friend
i just slapped the f+ck out of my mom then i said “i’m sorry!”
i just walked up to a cracker and i stole his f+cking car keys!
broke ass p+ssy drove a ford honda altima!
i just accidentally played 100 gecs in front of the b+tches
they took stuart little off netflix. (b+tch im f+cking livid!)
i thought grandma was having a heart attack, i couldn’t even hear her!
i was at the crib jerking off in front of the mirror
i just took my grandmas percs, now i can see clearer. (wow)

[rainepuff]
imma start a youtube channel with my unemployment check
then i’m gonna get rich like josh peck
i just met a fat b+tch, she said she from mexico
always bring that gas b+tch, like i’m f+cking texico
i just stole a kid from a white b+tch at daycare
shoved him in a locker then i put him up on wayfare
that’s why we shipping new parts for my tv
b+tch you’ll get shot in the dark, you won’t see me
hopping on club penguin to get a mother f+ckin puffle
b+tch you’ll never see all the drugs i smuggle
b+tch i’ll turn into a car like lightning mcqueen
talk down on my name, see this ar+15
i be making millions, and y’all be making memes
stealing from my new job, it’s a pyramid scheme!
i’ve been loitering outside and that sh+t is not allowed (uh uh)
i just robbed my coworker and made him use his life insurance
i just decked out my pick+up with 2 twin turrets
i just stole an uncrustable from wal+mart
imma buy a segway im so fat call me paul blart

[$emmy!]
mmm yummy munchy munchy yeah i’m eating ham
mmm yeah crunchy crunchy my ex was from vietnam
give me lots of money i would probably kiss a man
mmm yummy i’m a monkey eat banan
aahhh mmm i’m a monkey swinging from a large vine
if you don’t pull out some money then your wasting my time
yeah i’m sipping on corona so pass me the lime
yeah if your trying to cop a feature then you better get in the large line
this one time i was playing scrabble and i put the word requested down and i thought i was really smart because it’s a big word but the later realised i had spelled it wrong and felt like a buffoon
i’m blowing up so cal me a balloon
i’m farting on the track because i have been diagnosed with a loose +n+s
we didn’t want to have to do it so hard to em but you know yunhead made us
and now i’m eating on her fart like a large sealed jar of jam
and i wish i didn’t have to finish the song
jam

[mc prophet]
i just ate some ribs for dinner that sh+t tastes so good!
just ate your mom p+ssy that sh+t tasted so good!
i just rhymed good with good because i am so good
i’m really f+cking hungry, i don’t know what to cook!
i just made a song for yun and i started p+ssin’
just made my d+ck long just like a minecraft piston
my mom got mad at me because i didn’t do the dishes
supreme is gta is actually called bigness
i bought a blackberry because i didn’t want an iphone
why your haircut look like an icecream cone
your forehead so big it looks like the dimmsdale dimmadome
your f+cking achne looks like it’s some minecraft cobblestone
your mom is very nice sorry for what i said earlier
got a perm on my b+lls to make the hair curlier
i rolled around in mud to make myself dirtier
i don’t know what to say next so i’m just going to say earlier

[vepze]
i am not a girl so i won’t experience menopause!
i dont like to drink, i hate white claws!
i cannot read, call that exclamation proclamation!
i am on a mobile device, so i cannot read the annotations!
i tried to do a push up under water i couldn’t do a push up!
i yelled at my father and he made me do a push up!
i was playing tag in gym class and my gym teacher made me do a push up!
my arms are looking kind of skinny im gonna go do push ups!
i went to the store to go buy some tylenol!
i just cut my wee wee after shaving my b+lls!
i just made twelve dollars after selling my small intestine
i just got in trouble because i was carrying a weapon
next year im going to take precal
i hope to god i do not fail precal i
f i fail precal that will not be good
my parents will take away my youtube channel and then send me to a different neighborhood

[rickytokyo]
mother f+cker you built like spongebob youre built like mr krabs mother f+cker you so ugly youre built like my dad
old big body ole face ass fake neck having ass looking ass ugly ass boy dirty ass boy stupid ass boy b+tch ass f+cking loser ass boy kid ass boy b+tch ass boy dumb ass boy
oh say can you see
mother f+cker im american
we dont speak spanish motherf+cker we speak american
land of the free baby woo
i legally went to wal+mart and purchased a glock 15 while i proceeded to go to a daycare and shoot down 15 innocent people including the children and staff i told them i was hearing voices and they cut my sentence i’m half
what really came first the chicken or the egg cause if you think about it how can an egg possibly exist before the chicken that just makes no sense

ruh ro raggy

[fumiharo]
i just hopped in gta online and got a lapdance
then i got on discord then told my friends i got a lapdance
i ate a cheeto off the floor, and then i woke up riding an elephant(elephant)
saw a dog then we had a conversation about recent political opinions (it was really nice)
i got a purple lamborghini call me the man behind the slaughter(woo)
walk in an orphanage then i said poggers (poggers)
i just started watching a vtuber and then she said big chungus
i got a number 15 burger king foot fungus
i shot at the ground ’cause the ground cracked my moms back (i did)
i fell asleep then woke up, thought i had a heart attack (what?)
went back to sleep, shot at my dream ’cause they scared me (b+tch ass n+gga)
went to brazil because rio de janeiro (oooo)
i ain’t talk to that b+tch she look like robert dinero (oooo)
i got mad because i accidentally deleted flappy bird off my phone (dont delete it guys)
i dont eat off of tables because they always hit my funny bone
slap that n+gga in the back of the head because he dropped my box of cherrios
b+tch thought i brought the lamborghini nah b+tch this the nissan
started playing nyan cat b+tch this my theme song

ruh ro raggy

[t+lost]

i just hit 1k monthlies on spotify, where’s my gold plaque?
made out with your b+tch, but she had a lot of tooth plaque
call me aladdin, cause i just stole some f+cking bread

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