yung blender – stanley’s theory lyrics
[verse 1: yung blender]
listen, yung f-cking blender on the beat, listen!
listen!
i pull up with akimbo d-ck
your units wrong grab a yardstick
pullin’ pivots, that’s a hard switch
too much green, balsamic
when words leavin’ my mouth, call it philosophy
i study b-tches so hard, call it zoology
talking about your d-ck, microbiology
when ya b-tch see me it’s waterworks, call it monopoly
your b-tch be baltic
my b-tch be boardwalk
i ride on reading railroad
while she listen to my sales talk
your d-ck look like a windsock
that’s it
my girl tell me her birth control fail, pull a banana split
finna steal a night with a different girl, callin’ it hit the l!ck
then i accio-pull out of a b-tch, and ride away on my broomstick b-tch!
harry potter on the beat mother`f-cka’!
[verse 2: lil’ gogurt]
yo, haha!
littlest f-cking gogurt in the world!
smallest gogurt!
no f-cking chobani, no f-cking danimals
you find a smaller gogurt you f-cking bring it to me, alright?
dirty d-mn jew with the br-ss and the bold
stacking up those elements we got diamond and gold
my d-ck’s a f-cking yard stick
your weiner’s theoretic
when you hear our bars, your toes will f-cking curl
after this verse i drizzle vsauce on your girl
got xannies in my altoid tin
what’s your f-cking number, cause i’m a f-cking ten
your chick gave me the top, minus the ramen
your looking for rap guidance, well i’m the f-cking shaman
we really out here, we’re pumping iron early
after the gym, i smash your b-tch like kirby
only three days, this sh-t’s a heater
taking pics of your chick, 35 millimeter
we’re smoking that jamaican dank
suckin’ on some red stripes with j got the jrank!
jrank!
jrank!
jrank!
j-jrank!
[verse 3: j got the jrank/goku]
i ain’t j got the jrank no more
you seen this hair? ramen noodle lookin’ -ss
goku brought the heat call that inferno
flow be robotic call that servo
and you can catch me in the porsche turbo
matter fact i’ll have the audi quattro
will he ever stop now that’s a no-no
bout to turn your b-tch into a widow
hit up stanley get it for the low-low
you seen my crib and it ain’t no bando
take her to the yacht club calypso
nut in your b-tch then i indiegogo!
plan b is my plan a
invade your girl like it’s d-day
whip cabriolet
lookin’ like my roof ran away
and i never gon’ decay
roll up on your favorite rapper tell him make way
when it comes to bars call me protege
run it back quantizimo i got more to to say
heely on the freeway pull a 90 on that b-tch
isopropanol and i’m finna k!ll that sh-t
never done meth but i’m bouta make the switch
f-ckin’ on your girl catch me streaming it on twitch
man, you sound like you’re talentless
i’m more than just some averageness
your sh-t be like abacus
my sh-t be like calculus!
woo!
goku on the beat
you already know, montego bay, 2018
yaga, skeet
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