yung simon - falsk hundelort lyrics
[verse 1: t-brain]
down the club, going hard, and i’m getting chicks
not going home (um) with any less than six
grab a mountain dew, hit the bathroom need my fix
only text a girl (um) if she’s sending pics
now you know the story and what’s gonna happen next
i guess you knew, here’s a clue, they all get undressed. (um)
they all tell me that i’m with the very best
i must confess and address
that i’m better then the rest. (um)
bailey jay. bailey jay. i f-cked a girl, her names bailey jay
i know everyone will get in my way
no stopping me, just stay away
i’m in form today
i’m about to spray
all the girls will hit the hay
you don’t know about me, but that’s okay
cuz i’m so based i’m clubbing on a weekday
(um, um) now the whole world feeling in
(um, um) take a sip of monster, no spilling in
(um, um) now we just repeat, re-living in
banging chicks, expensive trips
take a b-tch and you make her sit. (wow cool song!)
[chorus: yung simon]
dollar dollar bills, dollar dollar dollar bills ya’ll
we have your b-tch, head over heels though
stick my d-ck inside a cyber glory hole
tim and simon are here to take your soul
[x2]
[verse 2: yung simon]
it’s simon here, it’s simon here
i’m here to drink another beer
in the club with tim brand
holding on to a girls hand
feel a lump in my jeans
i think we both know what this means
um, um, well, eh
uh, uh, um, eh, well
will she suck my d-ck while i’m playing xbox?
will she clean the dishes while i’m smoking crack rocks
i hope she’s ready for the 50 inch c-ck
i got all the b-tches in this place on lock. (um)
welcome to my crib, enough talk let me feel your ribs
take your pills b-tch simon ain’t having no f-cking kids.(um)
go so hard on this track you’d think i’ve taken v–gr-
when i blow my load you’ll feel like it was f-cking niagara
me and tim we’re the f-cking bedroom legends. (um)
we be touching more women then your local reverend. (um)
no need for date rape, we don’t even need the duct tape. (um)
you already know we leave your b-tch feeling the f-cking gape
wow cool song!
[chorus: yung simon]
[x2]
[verse 3: yung simon]
buy every bottle in the club and i still need more
take my drinks away from me and you know there will be war
tim, over here, loves his monster energy
but when he drinks it he touches girls from elementary
[outro: yung simon]
tim (well um t-that’s not a lie)
tim (well he did touch some) tim stop it (he doesn’t touch all of them, but he um well-) tim (he touch well, touches a lot so well um. uh well uh um) tim stop it! (um) tim. tim please. tim tim. come on just stop. please tim. well. t-tim stop
well. well. that’s it. well i hope you enjoyed the song. um. thanks bye
wow cool song!
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