yung windle – microbenis lyrics
[intro]
so, boys and girls
gather ’round the lil christmas tree
right there infront of you
tonight, on this night of nights (it’s two f-cking forty in the morning)
we’re gonna talk, ’bout a man called henry
now this man was special
he was hairy, he was sad, he was henry
and he had, a “microbenis”
[verse 1]
this “microbenis” well, it was quite special for
the children wouldn’t let him play at the playground
the mounds of hate, and worry
and the fact, that he was quite furry
it was a flurry of emotions on his c-ck
but his d-ck, he [?] that [?] locked
[chorus]
a “microbenis” his c-ck
a “microbenis” his c-ck
he got a “microbenis” his c-ck
the b-tches he got them on lock
he’ll shoot you with his glock
if you insult his c-ck
[verse 2]
henry was a- he was a chill dude
he a- not too much of a prude (i wouldn’t say no but-)
he had a problem you know, and his zeus
i guess you could say it was small, it was a problem with his proon
that was a- it would shrink down when it was p-ssed noon
[interlude 1]
and once the clock struck twelve o-o, well, oh no!
henry’s c-ck would uh- would shrink
and his sister, [?] [?] would insult him, and call him a b-tch
“but it’s fine”, “it’s fine”, henry thought, “you know?”
“my d-ck is mine, it’s no-one else’s”, ” i can’t get girls”
“that’s also fine. because i have my “microbenis”, and it’s my friend so-”
[verse 3]
henry, the big man
called his “microbenis”, small stan
and, him and small stan, stanley the man
would go on trips to the grocery store
and well then they would say hi to the letrice wh-r-
and the man who owned thirty to forty bores
and well, that was it, he lived in a pretty small town
but no need to frown
[interlude 2]
it’s a chill night
henry and stan were just playing some mario kart, getting into mortal kombat
and you know, stans gotta little hat on
and you know “microbenis'” [???]
stan gets up, and he says: “hey henry, we gotta do some sh-t henry”
“but i got erectile dysfunction stan, how the f-ck are you getting up?”
he said: “you dumb b-tch, i’m a c-ck”
“you see my girl, getting f-cked by a mans so- i touch you with my weird, small, miniature, c-mmling hands so-”
stan was offended by this
[verse 4]
he was not pleased
but hey, just ’cause he smells like cheese
and when stan gets on his knees
to suck his boat off, he says no h-m- so there’s no need
to insult
but hey, there’s always therapy
[outro]
consult a professional boys and girls
wear protection
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