yuri tarded – i just ate an entire pack of mints (and i’m gonna shit myself) lyrics
[verse 1]
i’m hungry, lookin’ in the kitchen
for a tasty treat to help me stop thinnin’
the cupboard’s empty, except for the back
a small stack of snacks, in a foil it’s wrapped
i take it to the sofa, and watch tv
the pack’s not feeling quite as heavy
i look down, and what do i see?
it’s empty, and they’re sugar+free!
[chorus]
i just ate an entire pack of mints and i’m gonna sh+t myself (yeah)
i just ate an entire pack of mints and i’m gonna sh+t myself (woah)
they just tasted good, and i really didn’t think
i better enjoy the next 24 hours, ’cause i’ll be sh+tting in the sink
that’s right!
[verse 2]
i don’t care if i have good breath
if it makes my bathroom smell like death
it tasted great but i payed the fees
and i covered it up with a minty breeze
i’m on my throne, squatting, squinting
why the f+ck did i put so many mints in?
here’s the moral of my narrative
never down a natural laxative
[chorus]
i just ate an entire pack of mints and i’m gonna sh+t myself (yeah)
i just ate an entire pack of mints and i’m gonna sh+t myself (woah)
they just tasted good, and i really didn’t think
i better enjoy the next 24 hours, ’cause i’ll be sh+tting in the sink
that’s right!
[outro]
oh god, oh f+ck
why? why?
it burns! the pain!
ah!
+crying+
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