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zdoggmd – the safe sex song lyrics

[intro]
zdoggmd, dr. harry in the ‘0+1+0
talking bout the ills that’ll chill the biggest mobsta
these ain’t that kinda crabs you can buy at red lobsta’
though you can probably get a helping from the chef…on the house
ya feel me?

[verse 1 + dr. harry]
it’s friday evenin’, you’re chillin’ with your homies when you spot this shorty
you brought your dance moves but forgot your jimmy+hats
forget it brutha, what could happen?
she looks clean to me…

[rap 1 + zdoggmd]
when… you… don’t… use a condom then you pull out and pray
that her twenty other lovers didn’t play the same way
better pray that prayer bears fruit
and your chosen deity don’t put your prayer on mute
see this ain’t no gusher like bp, it’s a drip+drip, from the tip of your pee pee, an s to tha’ t d
infects your wee wee, what you can’t see can lay you out, inflamed like gout
doc used to rout it out with a q+tip in you tip
gonorrhea, chlamydia? you sank my battleship!

[chorus 1 + both]
when you pull and pray
the blisters on your privates may not go away
the burning that you’re feeling isn’t love, per se
think twice before you pull and pray!
[verse 2+ dr. harry]
it’s tuesday morning
something down there’s burning so you check your johnson
what the heck, man, what’s this drippin’
in your pants?
you do a search on google, oh snap!
it looks like v d!

[rap 2 + zdoggmd]
when… you… are… barin’ it you’re sharin’ it, every little bit o’ ya
gonorrhea, syphilis, warts, lice, and chlamydia
but at least these beasts have leases that expire
if treated they’re less dire and cures can be acquired
but like steven seagal, herpes is hard to k!ll
there’s a pill that’ll maybe get the ill to chill
but you’ll still have to tell your future wife
that those blisters on her mister spell “simplex for life!”
what’s the solution to this conundrum?
time to introduce my homie, jean claude condom!

[chorus 2 + both]
when you pull and pray
the cabbage on your crankshaft won’t just go away
the creepies in your crawlsp+ce might be here to stay
you’ll pay if you pull and pray!
[verse 3 + dr. harry]
it’s 9 months later there’s a message on your voicemail
from that shorty
it seems she missed a visit from her auntie flo
around the month you two hooked up, yo!
looks like you’re a daddy!

[rap 3 + zdoggmd]
don’t… make… a… mistake!
that takes 1.21 gigawatts to make the delorean take
you back to the future to suture your pants shut
(while you’re there don’t be a man+sl+t and accidentally date your mom)
what?!!?
one sperm to rule them all is all you need so keep your seed wrapped in plastic, g!
like gollum with his precious, you front like you’re a player
but like the one ring, pull and pray’ll betray ya!

[chorus 3 + both]
when you pull and pray
a fate worse than an std may crawl your way
it doesn’t burn, or itch, or drip, but cries all day
why’d you have to try to pull and pray?

[spoken interlude + zdoggmd, dr. harry]
“yo z, we forgot to hit hiv!”
“why homie? they cured that, see?”
“naw, man! you’re thinkin’ of impotence, g
better get tested… asap!”
[outro + zdoggmd, both]
why’d ya have to pull and pray?
why’d ya have to play pull and pray today?
why’d ya have to pull and pray?
clap your hands but don’t get clap on your glans, ok?
why’d ya have to pull and pray?
why’d ya have to play pull and pray today?
why’d ya have to pull and pray?
and don’t forget about hiv, ok?
why’d ya have to pull and pray?
why’d ya have to pull and pray?

- zdoggmd lyrics

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